FUZZ FINDS FILTHY TERA PATRICK FILES

I know I'm not supposed to be messing around on Spunky's and Big Dick's turf, but you know what? Fuck them... the fish and the sperm went out to a tittie bar while I was on the crapper and didn't tell me. Assholes.

Life is so incredibly unfair sometimes, I swear. I just found a whole pile of Tera Patrick pics, video, blah, blah, blah... if you don't know who she is... well dammit...you should. She's the adult film hottie that Evan Seinfeld from BIOHAZARD gets to nail... and more importantly, that I DO NOT get to nail.

LOOK AT THE GOBS OF TERA PATRICK GREATNESS I FOUND ...and then tell me WHY I shouldn't blow my brains out for being so pathetic.