BIG DICK FOUND SOME 1920s SMUT...IN THE RIVER
There's a little spot near the back of the river where I like to hang, and play poker with my buddie the turtle. On occassion, Brock Coli stops by and tries to mangle me with that axe of his. I sware, if he could just
LOSE the
AXE for enough time to carry on a conversation, we'd get along fine, but noooooo, he's got to saunter in all menacing-like.
Anyway, I'm just miding my business, trying not to get caught and served up as sushi when BAM! A STACK of porno DVDs splashed down into the river bed. Some beer-bellied fisherman threw out some perfectly good smut (so I thought)... What'd he get rid of, you ask?
CLICK HERE AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT WE SAW