THE COLONEL FINDS SOME FAR OFF FORNICATION
I say there, old chaps... the Colonel has once again discovered what many would only regard as myth. With my trusty sidekick Pitumbo by my side, I set a course for Europe... or what I thought was Europe...and discovered why the Europeans are embroiled in far less domestic dispute than anyone else... I think.
THEY HAVE SOME OF THE STRANGEST PORN THIS MONACLED EYE HAS EVER SEEN...
Come Pitumbo! To the computer!
Ahh yes, I'm already at one.