TEN BUCKS FER SMUT?!?! HOOOOOOOOOO!
Look, I won't bullshit you. I'm a fucking fish, so as you probably figured out, I don't have a whole lot of cash. I could hock my medallion, but fuck that. The boss would kill me if I sold that big-ass gold medallion with the company logo on it. I could whore myself out, but that business takes a while to ramp up.
Hell, even if I DID have a lot of money, I don't have pockets to stick it in. I got a jockstrap, so I've got maybe fifty bucks on me at any given time. When I see a deal for smut, I usually jump on it. Ten bucks for lesbos, anal, blowjobs is pretty good. At least if I spend ten on porno, I still have forty left for smokes, a burger and beer.
$10 LESBIANS
$10 BLOWJOBS
$10 CHEERLEADERS
$10 BIG TITS
$10 BIG WIVES
$10 LATINA
$10 SLUTS
$10 XXX VIDEOS
$10 PUBLIC NUDITY
$10 ASIAN (it's cool. They're used to it)
$10 PETITE
...and of course, who could forget...
$10 TEENS!!!!!!
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