THE HEDGEHOG LIKES ROLLER COASTERS

I don't get it. I'm sporting bigger wood than Ron, AND I'm a great swimmer, so you know I'm in shape...and THIS guy is getting the all-you-can-eat sushi treatment? Come on...

From The New York Post:
Ron Jeremy was treated like a major celebrity during a recent visit to Disney World in Orlando, Fla. The mustachioed star of TV's "The Surreal Life" was given a VIP pass so he could jump two-hour lines at the theme park, and we're told the "Hedgehog" gladly took advantage, riding a roller coaster a half-dozen times. What's more, Jeremy was mobbed for autographs by crowds of unlikely fans. "Clean-cut dads and moms and their kids took turns snapping pictures with him all day - that was surreal," marveled our source.