Introducing CAPTAIN POWDERNUTS and THE HOLLYWOOD WHORE REPORT
I'd like to formally introduce our latest columnist. From across the country in sunny California (Hollywood, specifically), we are proud to welcome Capatain Powdernuts! Captain Powdernuts (no, that's not his real name obviously - you'll understand why he's using an alias soon) worked for years with some major rock bands back in the day, and he's chock full o' juicy stories and gossip. Now, if that wasn't cool enough, Captain Powdernuts is now tight in the PORN community...so as you can imagine, he's a perfect fit for us goons at FoundryMusic.com. We asked him to write a column for us every week, and it took him about ten seconds to oblige. Just wait until you read the first edition of... THE HOLLYWOOD WHORE REPORT!
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