MILKING RACHEL AZIANI...FOR INFORMATION

If Rachel Aziani looks familiar, it's because you've seen her photos online at some point in the past five years. She started her own adult website, BustyRachel.com in 1999, and as you can imagine, it focused on her enormous, natural 36DD boobs. She updates her site daily with a ton of photos, enormous video clips, and live camera feeds, and gives her members a lot of material, so they stick around. Oh, and she has really great big hooters...so we tracked her down and thre some stupid at her...

Steve C: Rachel, your website (initially bustyrachel.com) has existed since 1999. After five years of getting naked in front of the camera, do you start to feel tapped out, or are the ideas constantly flowing?

Rachel Aziani: I never been "tapped out" yet. This is my full time job (and a great job it is) and I am having so much fun with it. My wonderful members are always sending me requests, so they help out a lot. Plus my husband comes up with new and fun ideas as well. There are so many ideas...I could never have the time to do them all.

SC: With all of the free smut swriling around the big, bad, silly-looking internet, why should someone spend $24.95 per month on YOUR website?

Rachel Aziani: Sure there are a ton of free pics and vids out there...but if you like ME then you will get ME if you join. I have over 60 videos and over 260 picture galleries. I also own a live cam system and my members get access to my shows and 100+ other beautiful women to chat with. When someone joins my site they get access to other sites as well....over 150 other girls pics and vids. The content I have will keep any guy/gal busy for a very long time. I even offer two spy/voyeur cams in my house. A pool cam and an office cam. Last... but not least I personally interact with all my members through ICQ or email. Not "all" members want to get to know me...but if they do...I am here!

SC: Some of the video files on your site are ENORMOUS. Don't get me wrong; they're great quality, but they're really F-ing huge. Doesn't the cost of bandwidth for these clips negate making them so massive?

Rachel Aziani: I am not worried about the cost of bandwidth, my main concern is that the quality is the best it can be. (sounds like SOMEONE used to work in customer service... I'm guessing Wal-Mart...or Joe's Dildo Shack)

SC: Hypothetical Situation: A wealthy foreign investor approaches you with a briefcase filled with cash. Upon closer inspection, you estimate it to be no less than six million dollars. It's all yours...tax free... if you agree to star in a series of videos called Welcome to Mudville parts 1 - 6 (a million per movie, lets say). The concept of these videos is poo, poo, and more poo. You're going to be rolling around in it, eating it, doing it, and getting it thrown at you. Do you take this generous proposal or tell moneybags to go find another toilet?

Rachel Aziani: Tell him to find another toilet. There are a lot of things in life that money can not buy....and well... this is one of them. Yuk! Even for six million dollars! (OK, fine... any takers then?)


No, I won't eat poo... but I might just replace this crown molding!

SC: A lot of young women attempt to make a go of the adult website thing, with the anticipation of making hundreds of thousands of dollars instantly, only to find that there's a lot of competition in the land of boobies. What, if any, were the biggest misconceptions you had to overcome upon entering the adult website business?

Rachel Aziani: I have to say that I was fortunate to get into this business in 1999...it is much harder these days if someone was just starting out. Things were much easier back then....times change and yes there is a lot of competition. That is why I work so hard to make my site the best it can be. Gotta change with the times!! Giving my members great content.. great service... all for a great price so they never want to leave me.

SC: Rachel, you have enormous, lovely, magnificent hooterific bosoms and a tight body. However, one day your butt will get big and your fanny will start to sag. How is Rachel going to pay the bills when father time lays the smack down on your lovely little package?

Rachel Aziani: I hope to keep my body fit for a very long time...but of course my site is something I will not do "forever"...I will continue to keep it open as long as I am having fun with it. I have no plans of getting out of the adult industry. You might just find me behind the camera soon!

SC: Hypothetical situation #2: You're in the middle of videotaping a scene for your website. There's you, your fella, and another woman in on the action. Things are really getting hot and heavy when all of a sudden, you smell a pungent odor that can only be attributed to a human fart (rotten egg variety).
Do you:
1) Yell "Cut!" and seek out the offending party so that you may point and laugh at him/her?
2) Pretend like nothing happened and risk going down on the chick who just blasted one?
3) Join in and rip one yourself, and have a good chuckle?

Rachel Aziani: I know this is hypothetical so that makes it hard to answer. This would never happen to me because I only shoot with my husband. BUT if it did...I would probably laugh and make a joke of it. That is my personality....I love a good sense of humor!

SC: Your journal entries on your site are always so bubbly and friendly. You think there will ever be a day we'll see a journal entry that reads something like "I'm having a really awful day, folks. Some jerkoff rear-ended me in the supermarket and took off, then I broke a nail trying to run after the prick to get his license. Just fuck off before I plant a knife in your chest!"... Does Rachel ever have crappy days? If so, how come you don't write about them. Might be kind of cathartic, no?

Rachel Aziani: LOL..of course I have crappy days just like everyone else. I have two journals that I write in daily. The free one on the outside of my site is very general. I try and just say good morning and tell my daily plans. My journal inside my members area is more detailed. I type a lot in there...they know my whole life story. So yes they do hear about my bad days and disappointments. I do feel that I am a lucky person, I do not have many bad days. (true) I am a positive person and very easy going. It takes a lot to upset me. I have a good life!! I really have no complaints.

SC: What's the best thing about having really big boobs?

Rachel Aziani: The best thing is that they are all natural.... I guess I am rare these days...haha

SC: OK, what really sucks about having really big boobs?

Rachel Aziani: I developed at a young age....I was really thin and had these huge boobs. That was not good. It did make me very popular in school, but for the wrong reasons. When I go out in public...I still don't show "them" off. I would rather have someone get to know ME and not my boobs.


If I don't keep a tight grip on these, they're going to fly right off my chest!

SC: Creating adult material regularly must really desensitize you to adult content. If I were to rummage through your porno stash, what would I find?

Rachel Aziani:Yes I think it has a little bit, I have seen it all. Not that I have wanted to..haha! I have to admit that I do not really have my own personal porno stash....the only thing that you might find are some of my favorite glass toys and a sex swing that me and my hubby just bought.

If you could be remembered for exceptional ability with one specific sexual act, what would it be?

Rachel Aziani:I would have to say giving oral sex....I can give an awesome blowjob! Ask hubby! :)

(no need... I'm watching one right now...)
Hey Steve, will you go to the prom with me?

Oh boy... time to knock around the ding-dong. Thanks so much to Rachel Aziani for putting up with a handful of dumbass questions.

Rub, Rub, Rub, Rub-a-dub-dub