INTERVIEW WITH PLAYBOY MODEL SANDEE WESTGATE

PLAYBOY chicks who go hardcore are awesome, because they're usually, if not always, exponentially more beautiful than 90% of the other girls doing the adult website thing. We sent these interview questions to Sandee Westgate over a month ago, and figured since we had not heard back, that we probably offended her with some of the questions. I'm pleased to report that in true adult website chick fashioin....she merely forgot to answer them...and she FINALLY got them back to us to be posted, commented on, and most of all oogled... just LOOK at those boobies!

Steve C: OK, let's get the important stuff out of the way. What are you wearing at this very moment? (no lying. We have satellites with big cameras on 'em)

Sandee Westgate: Nothing sexy! Hehe! Pink sweat pants and a white shirt. I love comfy clothes on days im at home. In fact.. unless I plan on going shopping or out for something important.. I usually dress casual.

Steve C: Obviously, to be a lingerie model, you have to take impeccable care of yourself. How many crunches/sit-ups/leg-lifts do you do per day?

Sandee Westgate: 0 - but I need to!! I feel really horrible when I’m out of my work-out routine (Great. Anotrher chick that has great abs but does no work on them. dammit)

Steve C: We've heard you're a sucker for romance. What's the most romantic thing someone has EVER done for you on a date?

Sandee Westgate: Well.. here’s the shitty thing. I haven’t had much experience with that kind of stuff. Not a lot of guys have gone out of their way! Hehhe! I like it.. but I don’t pick the guys with those qualities usually! Go figure! (It ALWAYS works like that. They want the red carpet rolled out by the guy who is most likely to wipe his ass with it)

Steve C: OK, now what's the most repulsive turn-off you have ever experienced on a date?

Sandee Westgate: Well the 1st thing that comes to mind.. we were back at my house.. and this guy couldn’t stop flexing in the mirror. Right in front of me. He kept glancing over to see himself. I wanted to puke it was soo annoying! And I was dating this guy for a while that wouldn’t pay for anything!! He would invite me out…. then expect me to pay. I’m the kind of girl that always offers anyway.. but this guy NEVER paid! That was pretty annoying too. Hehe!


If YOU get a car like that one, you might get a girl like Sandee...yeah, right

Steve C: No one, and I mean NO ONE is going to argue that you are beautiful. However, at some point, your boobs will droop, your butt will sag, and you will be genuinely less-desireable than you are now. Once your time as 'magnificient specimen' is over, how will you keep the gas bill paid?

Sandee Westgate: HA! SOoo true! I’m humbled to say.. I actually have some brains on me. J I will continue being a website designer-developer and build sites for others. Working on computers is a must for me. It’s a passion.

Steve C: In addition to being Italian, you're also of American Indian decsent. What's your take on all of these Casinos on American Indian reservations? Are they all big scams? How many "American Indians" are really benefitting from these things? (See? How's that for a non-goofy line of questioning?)

Sandee Westgate: Oh sheesh! Well..I haven’t seen anything! Nor do I want to. How long ago was it that all the crap happened? I think it’s time to get over it. We all need to pay taxes!! (Hmm... I'm not sure she got the question. Maybe I didn't get her answer. Oh well, another dumbass question goes down in flames.)

Steve C: Look, we've tried, but we can't find a single interview/article with you that portrays you as anything but the most accomodating human being on the planet. Being the cynics that we are, we don't believe you. Describe to us, in detail please, an occasion that REALLY pissed you off.

Sandee Westgate: I get pissed off easily! Like you said.. I am Italian, and I’m also a Taurus. I get steamed pretty easy. I’m very stubborn and I do hold grudges. I can’t think of any particular situation that would fit here.. but just know to beware! Heheh kidding!

Steve C: Italian chicks can cook. I'm going to be at your place in three hours for dinner. What are we eating?

Sandee Westgate: Cheese raviolis, with my homemade sauce. Its soooo good!


Why yes, you can stare at my dumper while you clean the dead cats out of my pool...

Steve C: You drink a lot of water (at least according to your BIO). What kind of bottled water would you recommend?

Sandee Westgate: It absolutely can not be spring water! YUK!!! I wont drink it. I like Purified drinking water. Aquafina is my fav.

Steve C: Hypothetical situation: A short, bald, meaty-breasted little man approaches you and asks if you wouldn't mind servicing him for the evening. Now, by 'Servicing' we mean that you might very well have to relieve your bowels on his face. He's not cheap, and he will pay you well (several thousand for a few hours' work)...let's say, for argument's sake, it's 10,000 dollars. Will you relieve yourself on this man's head, or tell him to find another toilet?

Sandee Westgate: Oh come on! My self worth and value is more than that! Go find a toilet!

Steve C: I got ten bucks here that says my yellow lab can kick your dog's ass. What kind of dog do you have, and are you taking the bet?

Sandee Westgate: Hey now!! Remember that temper I was telling you about??? My dogs are my babies and I’m VERY protective over them J I have 3… Sebastian (a Pomeranian) Bella (a Chihuahua) and Chanel (a Pomeranian) The biggest one is 12 pounds. But.. my dogs go to the dog park everyday and think they are the biggest ones there. Unfortunately.. I would never allow their pretty paws to get scruffed up! So no deal! (Oh please. My Dog wins. No contest. 100 pound yellow lab would drool all over them and drown them)

Steve C: You were in PLAYBOY. Ever have any odd experiences with Hef? If so, Explain. If not, umm... explain why not.

Sandee Westgate: Yes.. many experiences. I hung out with him and the “girls” for about a year. Saw everything that goes on there.. and ya know what? He’s not lying!!! (Hmm...was looking for more of a revelation like the ones we got with Victoria Zdrok. Oh well...)

Steve C: You're Italian. Want to hang with a relatively attractive, tattooed, Italian wiseass who asks dopey questions on a website? (he asked, hoping she doesn't have an enormous boyfriend/husband)

Sandee Westgate: I love Italian men! And no.. my BF is Swedish! hahah (Bah... those Swedes and their Nobel Prizes...thinking they're all special...)


Imagine that dumper unloading a bowel full of soupy logs right onto your chest...

Steve C: With all of the gigabytes of porn on the internet, and the thousands of free sites that exist, why should someone pay 20 bucks per month to watch you shake your fanny?

Sandee Westgate: It’s not just shaking my fanny MR!! hehe! My site has something that most don’t. Well me, for one… but the personalized attention I give it. From my 24-7 spy cams set up… to the 2 live cam shows with audio I do weekly… and 2 new galleries weekly, also new videos and other stuff is posted weekly! Soo much content.. and so personal. You can’t beat it! It’s the real deal!

(OK, so it wasn't the most revealing interview we have ever had, but she's one seriously magnificent piece of ass, so we'll listen and pretend that we're intrigued.... long enough for us to either a) get laid or b) get rejected, go home, and blow our brains out. We're hoping for the former, but it hasn't happened yet. We'd like to thank Sandee Westgate for having a gorgeous hiney. Now please go to her site and touch your greased-up happy place)