13 QUESTIONS WITH TINKLEDRINKER AWESOME ASHLEY

About a month ago, a gal from a li'l state called Oregon who calls herself Awesome Ashley wrote in and asked us to do an interview/feature with her. We checked out her website, and after a few minutes, we realized why we NEEDED to interview her. She's a tinkledrinker! She's into water sports! Yes, she drinks pee... We shot off some God-Awful questions, she shot back some answers, and it looked something like this...

Steve C: OK, let's get the important stuff out of the way. What kind of undies (if any) are you wearing at this very moment? (no lying. We have satellites with big cameras on 'em...and we have panty-sniffing pit bulls with big boners)

Ashley: None! I really don’t care for them, maybe a g-string now and then in the sun :>)

Steve C: You operate your website with your husband, correct? It stands to reason that someone you both know (either personally or professionally) may have seen your website. How has the reaction been with friends or colleagues who have stumbled upon your site and checked your adult content? Positive? Negative? Indifferent?

Ashley: Yes I do and my husband makes the Mpegs ( movies ) everyone that knows us has heard of our website and approve of it.


Me Tarzan. You Jane. You get nasty fanny rash from sitting on poison sumac

Steve C: Ashley, you have had an online presence for four years. With all of the restrictions being handed down by the government, billing fraud, and sales being so lousy for women with their own adult sites, do you see yourself doing this another four years?

Ashley: absolutely! We have a good communication with our member’s and we help them 24/7 we rarely have complaints from our merchant company so as far as our site goes we are in number one standing with the law.

Steve C: There's a LOT of porn online, much of which can be obtained for free. Why should some hard-working fella spend 20 bucks on YOUR website?

Ashley: Well the old saying is ( you get what you pay for ) and are joiner’s all know it and we retain them for a long time, I still have some customers from 2000 ( bless there hearts ! ) (What is (with ) all the (weird) parentheses (everywhere?) Actually, she got it right the second time, I think)

Steve C: Hypothetical Situation: A wealthy foreign investor approaches you with a briefcase filled with cash. Upon closer inspection, you estimate it to be no less than nine million dollars. It's all yours...tax free... if you agree to star in a series of videos called 'Slaughterhouse 9' (a million per movie, lets say). The concept of these videos is simple...you are to have sex inside a functioning slaughterhouse, which is dangerous, and you could get nicked or maimed by a rotating blade (but the money you make could pay for a lot of plastic surgery). Do you take this generous proposal or tell moneybags to go find another target?

Ashley: Maybe if he picked out a cow in the slaughter house and blew a load he wouldn’t of needed to make the proposal lol ( find another target )

Steve C: According to your website, one of your specialties (number 5 to be precise) is ‘peeing’. Now, since most everyone CAN pee, we’re assuming you mean ‘peeing on someone else’ … what are your thoughts on poop?

Ashley: I love to pee it make’s me giggle lol now poop can stay right where it belongs ( in someone’s ass lol ) (oh boy...not looking good for li'l Jimmy...)

Steve C: Let’s say for the sake of argument, a little fella with an affinity for gobbling down steamy fresh logs offered you a handsome amount of money (tens of thousands for a week of sessions) to evacuate your bowels on his forehead. Would you do it?

Ashley: NO poop stinks lol (Well, there you have it folks. 'Poop stinks'. This revelation brought to you by the N.O.A. - The 'National Obvious Association')

Steve C: A lot of young women attempt to make a go of the adult website thing, with the anticipation of making hundreds of thousands of dollars instantly, only to find that there's a lot of competition in the land of boobies. What, if any, were the biggest misconceptions you had to overcome upon entering the adult website business?

Ashley: None really I appreciate my breast now more than ever because there real and real one’s are supposed to hang a bit! (Oh man... she didn't understand the question. I should have phrased that one a little differently. Apparently, aiming for the second grade reading level was over-shooting the mark)


When you look like this, no one gives a shit about your grades.

Steve C: Hypothetical situation #2: You're in the middle of videotaping a scene for your website. There's you, your fella, and another woman in on the action. Things are really getting hot and heavy when all of a sudden, you smell a pungent odor that can only be attributed to a human fart (rotten egg variety).
Do you:
1) Yell "Cut!" and seek out the offending party so that you may point and laugh at him/her?
2) Pretend like nothing happened and risk going down on the chick who just blasted one?
3) Join in and rip one yourself, and have a good chuckle?


Ashley: I would have to say 3, I must tell you that a girl friend of mine and my self did a custom video for a man that had a pie fetish lol we threw 50 pies and both laughed so hard that we both pissed and fell and rolled around in the mess, I have this tape on sell in my store at my site! (They PISSED and rolled around in it? Man, we need that video)

Steve C: Creating adult material regularly must really desensitize you to adult content. If I were to dig through your personal collection of porno movies, what titles would I find?

Ashley: Not much but what my hubby downloads mostly our stuff.

Steve C: Describe, if you would... the perfect (ie; your FAVORITE) sandwich.

Ashley: Two guys and me in the middle hehe (I'm going to have to put in a little warning when I ask that one again. All of these chicks keep saying the same thing)

Steve C: What would be more appetizing to you, eating an entire jar of mayonnaise, or an entire mayonnaise jar filled with the semen of a dozen close friends?

Ashley: none of the above! I only like fresh cum :>)

Steve C: NO ONE is going to argue that you are quite lovely. However, at some point, your boobs will droop, your butt will sag, and you will be genuinely less-desirable than you are now. Once your time as 'magnificent specimen' is over, how will you maintain your bills?

Ashley: I believe I will run the site for ever lol and try to look as good as possible for as long as possible the after that we can always turn it in to a awesome granny site or keep it running as a one time join in with all our years in the business there’s never ending possibilities in cyber space as long as we don’t blow each other up in the mean time eh

VISIT AWESOMEASHLEY.com...OR SHE'LL PEE ON YOU...OR SOMETHING