CATCHING UP WITH BELLADONNA

Our first interview with Adult Star BellaDonna went SO well, we decided to catch up with her again and fire off another round of fairly retarded questions. A lot has been going on in her life since last we spoke. First of all, she's VERY pregnant, and is set to give birth any day now to a baby girl. She continues to produce and star in adult features, most notably titles like Bella Loves Jenna, which she starred in with the lovely Jenna Jameson, and the double-DVD My Ass Is Haunted, which we're told has been outselling many of her previous titles in its first few weeks of release. She is also fully involved with her official website, EnterBelladonna.com, which she updates daily and answers all of her incoming Email personally. She's even an avid videogamer, and plays Final Fantasy XI regularly. Given her busy schedule, we didn't think she would agree to a barrage of stupidity like the ones we're known for. Thankfully, she obliged our request...and this is what it looked like...

Steve C: Bella, you're about to be a mom. Being pregnant obviousy hasn't hindered you from performing on camera (we just reviewed My Ass is Haunted), but once you become a full-blown mommy, how is THAT going to affect your future in the adult industry?

BellaDonna: It won't effect me, I know that being a mother is going to make me more powerful and strong. I will still be the nasty woman I love to be. I think the best has yet to come. Watch out world you haven't seen anything yet!

Steve C: I'm reading your online diary, and you're describing a scene you shot with Ariana Jollie in which you put a bat up your ass. A BAT up your ass? Was this a wooden bat? Aluminum bat? Weren't you worried about splinters? If it was aluminum, wasn't it COLD as hell? Why not go for the oversized dildo? What was going through your head that day that made you say "Hey, I think I'd like a bat in my fanny" ?

BellaDonna: Yes a yummy bat, it is wooden and one of my wonderful fans from Colorado made it for me. I actually was not wooried about splinters because it felt pretty smooth. I still do go for the oversized dildo but I love to challenge myself and I still have not gotten the bat as deep as I want to. The first day I decided to put a bat up my ass I was thinking this will make someone out there rock hard! I love to think about women and men jacking off to me!! I think it rocks.

Steve C: Let's just say, for the sake of argument, that your daughter Myla comes to you and Aiden on her 18th birthday (obviousy we're talknig WAAAY off in the future here) and says "Mom, I really think I want a career in porn". Do you:
a) Scream bloody murder, lock her in her room, and throw away the key
b) Say "that's wonderful dear", and send her on her way to make her fortune in the adult biz
c) Agree to it reluctantly, but force her to use YOU as her manager.


BellaDonna: None of the above, I would love for my daughter to have the ability to make money and have her own schedule and be beautiful and travel the world just as I do. I would definitly be her manager and be there for the start of it all and then when everyone realizes that they cannot fuck with her I would let her be. I will teach my daughter to love herself and her body and that masturbation is good for her and sex is something to enjoy. I do not think people need to be so ashamed of things that bring them pleasure. I am so proud to be a PORN STAR and I will always be open about my carrer with anyone and especially with my daughter.


VERY pregnant and still VERY do-able!

Steve C: Pornography fans are spread all over the globe and speak a variety of languages. I would like to draw your attention to one entry from the 'Comments' section of your website: "i must to send my best wishes, u have all u have a new life arrives with a new amazing year!!! well about u , bella...i love pussy hair and u have and that is terribly hot!!!i wanna know if u have a female relative in porn bussines?...and we hope see extreme like scene with period, we must to wait but we can do it for u....love...."

When somone approaches you and is spouting off broken english, but is obviously trying to communicate with you affectionately, how do you react? Is it generally just a lot of polite smiling and nodding?

BellaDonna: I just smile and write back, because I am flattered that they are even trying.

Steve C: Bella, you've had a lot of large and impressive objects up your butt. I can't imagine EVERY time you've done one of these scenes was a picnic for you. Was there ever a time when you did an extreme anal scene, and afterward said "Oof, I don't wanna do THAT again"? If so, explain.

BellaDonna: I think maybe the first time I did doulble anal with two huge cocks in my ass, I was not prepared enough for it. After I said ewww that was tough I don't think I want to do that again.

Steve C: With ALL of the porn content being produced every year, and with gigabytes of free porn on the internet, why should someone spend $34.95 a month on YOUR website? C'mon and put on your salesman hat...

BellaDonna: People could spend 34.95 a month on enterbelladonna.com because I am involved on a daily basis, I answer comments and private messages, I write in my online diary, I am honest about my life and what is happening with me. I always like to hear what they want to see and try to do those things as soon as I hear them. I have polls for the fans and contests. There is a growing archive of all of my movies I have made for Evil Angel and all of my personal photos and videos I have made specifically for my website. People will find a wide range of niches on my site, from glamour shots, to me kissing girls, to me on my period. No one will be dissappointed if they join!

Steve C: I've heard that more and more women in the adult business are getting into the escort biz. Is this something you've considered? If so, what would you charge a fella for a night out on the town (you know, the usual... dinner, dancing, late-night taco binge...)

BellaDonna: I actually did it for a couple of months and it was good. I loved it because I was able to use condoms and really just enjoyed myself with great guys. I did have a couple of guys that made my time not enjoyable but I got over it real quick. If I was to do it now I would charge 5,000 a night. I am sure I would be worth it because I am such a pleaser. I won't be doing that ever again though because my life is much different now.

Steve C: Hypothetical situation: A big, beefy photographer approaches you with this drop-dead-gorgeous, right-from-the-midwest, 18 year-old girl in tow, who he wants to put into adult features. You can tell by the look of her that she hasn't had many sexual encounters, let alone on camera sexual encounters. However, you know that you could make a bloody fortune off her. It probably wouldn't take much convincing to get her to perform on camera, but you could easily spend the same amount of time advising her to go back to school. Does Belladonna sign her to a contract and begin making the money, or does she tell this fresh-faced little rube to go back to school.

BellaDonna: I would definitly have a talk with her and let her in on the details that no one told me in the beginning. I would let her know that the business is great if you want it to be, but it can also break people. I would offer my help in finding her work and also ask her what kind of sex she would want to do. If she was not up for the kind of sex I like I would take it easy on her and tell her to come again when she's ready for real sex!!


Sittin' on the pooper, playin' with her pooper! (rimshot)

Steve C: I read that the title My Ass Is Haunted is the result of you farting in front of your husband. How much farting do you do in front of one another, and what kind of farts are these? Are they cute little girl squeakers, or are they the kind that could knock a seagull off a garbage truck?

BellaDonna: Well to tell you the truth I am the only one who farts, I have not heard him once since we've been together. I would have to say my farts could give you nose bruises. You can go to my site and listen to the audio fart clips I have on there, they kick ass!! If you want to smell them it will cost extra...

Steve C: Gonzo-style porn is getting more and more aggressive every minute. As someone who has done her fair share of Gonzo flicks, how much more extreme can pornography get before it gets TOO nasty? (meaning 'how rough is TOO rough?' do you think there's going to be a return to slow-and-steady adult filmmaking)?

BellaDonna: I think if people want to see more they will get more but I do think that it can be too agressive. I love to get crazy with fucking but if someone does not like that I can be anything they want. I personally like to be smacked around and I also like to do a little smacking around, but it's not necessary all the time. I think that there possibly could be a return to slow and steady but I am not sure.

Steve C: You used to do lap dances when you were a featured dancer, but you stopped. What was the event that made you decide that wasn't a good career move?

BellaDonna: I stopped because I do not like it when people expect you to be a certain way because you like to fuck for a living and I was sick of explaining myself. I liked lap dances, I always had orgasms when I did them and I liked to be the one in charge but I always had people asking for more.

Steve C: Your official website is EnterBelladonna.com, but the other site (Sineplex's site) Belladonnaxxx.com is still up and making money. Do you see any money from the old one, and if not...have you tried to get it shut down?

BellaDonna: I have never received a penny from that site and everything on it is old and it sucks ass!! I have no way of shutting it down, I just hope people realize I am not in anyway involved with it.

Steve C: Describe for us, if you would...the typical Belladonna groupie.

BellaDonna: There isn't a typical groupie, I have a wide array of fans. They range from girls who have never seen porn and only seen me on the Date Line interview* to typical porn guys who love me for the boy/girl scenes I did to hardcore lesibians, to punk rockers, to gothics, and so on. I love that I have a wide range of fans and its not just one typical person.

Steve C: Now describe for us, if you wouldn't mind...the perfect sandwich.

BellaDonna: The perfect sandwhich would be a "Hamsandwich" because that is my husband's Final Fantasy character on Final Fantasy XI, I also play it and love computer games, my character name is Hypnotic on server Unicorn if anyone is interested in partying ;)

SHE is a video game geek?!? I can't get my head around that.



Thanks again to Bella for taking the time out to answer those dopey questions, and thanks to Aiden for facilitating the whole process.

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* Bella was the focus of a fairly unflattering piece that Dateline NBC ran a few years ago. Read More about it here