INTERVIEW WITH EXTREME HOLLY

About a month ago, we were contacted via Email by a young lady who said her friend Holly wanted us to interview her for our wonderful PORN section. Well, we checked out Holly's website, EXTREME HOLLY.com, and we knew at first glance that we NEEDED to contact this woman immediately. Not only does this woman give the most aggresive blow jobs we've ever witnessed and do the prerequisite hardcore anal action, but she's into all kinds of other extreme sex. For instance, she snorts jizz off a table like it's a line of blow... she drinks tinkle... and she even eats puke...not her own, either.

Still not convinced she's one of the nastiest girls out there? Keep reading, buddy...

Steve C: Holly, when a web surfer hits your website for the first time, he or she is hit with some pretty graphic images; usually of you...and a series of men and/or women in some grizzly sexual act (which you enjoy, presumably). Has subtlety officially become a thing of the past, or are you in fact being subtle with those first few images? Is there more graphic stuff we can see?

Exteme Holly: I don't beat around the bush! There are some things on the site that I wouldn't put in the tour, of course, but I like to give surfers a *real* dose of Extreme Holly reality - there are no surprises when you become a member - you know exactly what you are getting yourself into! I love teasing people with the tour - I often hear "I can't believe you actually DID that!"...I totally get off on freaking people out.

Steve C: There is a photo on your homepage of what I assume is YOUR rear-end with a keilbasa inserted in your front and backdoor... what other food products or salted meats have you inserted into yourself vaginally and/or anally?

Exteme Holly: Ahaha no one's ever asked me what other 'salted meats' I've taken in! I've done a lot of fruits and vegetables, a gourd, a banana, some grape tomatoes (which I got stuck up inside me and had to get them out with a golf ball extractor...oh don't ask!), I bathed in pudding once, screwed a beer bottle, had a fight with a juice bottle, hmmm...the list goes on!
For the record, that sausage was fully cooked! A lot of people ask me that.

Steve C: Plenty of young women have left their mainstream jobs in the hopes of making a bloody fortune in online porn. In your honest opinion, given the sheer number of people producing content, is there still "a bloody fortune" to be made in online porn? What sets the winners apart from the losers in this bidness?

Exteme Holly: Most important - how hardcore are you willing to go? My crew gets a ton of girls who think they can make $5,000 a day by prancing around in a bikini and maybe shoving a dildo up inside her. Won't happen. Can't happen. Today's biz is all about super hardcore. The surfers are bored with fluff porn, they are more advanced, they want the crazy shit. Want to prance around in a bikini? Enter a wet t-shirt contest. Want to make it in online porn? Tell the agent you'll do double anal.

Steve C: In the members section of your website, you offer up some sex advice to your fans. I am curious, what is the ODDEST issue you have ever had to offer up advice on (considering some of you exploits, I am interested to see what you would consider 'odd')?

Exteme Holly: Well I get a lot of crazy requests, one guy told me he wanted to fuck his wife with her own shit. Seriously. He asked me if the best way would be to collect her poo, freeze it and then let her fuck herself with it. Sorry but Holly don't do poo. (I should make that my bumper sticker!). I politely told him how unsanitary and sick that could make his wife, so I am assuming he decided not to do it. Some people are just whacked, and it's pretty bad when *I'm* calling people nuts.


A room full of lucky fellas!

Steve C: In one update, you are featured in a segment called "Puke...it's what's for dinner" in which you eat your own puke off the floor after giving an agressive blowjob to a fella. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you didn't jump right into eating puke. How did you develop a taste for vomit (yours and other peoples?)

Exteme Holly: Actually I didn't eat it that time, I was going to but the guy freaked out. The only time I did eat puke was my roommate Erin's. It's in the members area - we had scrambled eggs and it still looked like scrambled eggs. I think you can still see that one on the tour. Anyway, I don't like eating puke, I purely did it because I get off on shocking people. The guys (the crew) never told me to do it, I just went at it. One of the camera guys almost puked himself, it was pretty funny. Watching people's jaws drop is the best, you know that person will never forget me!

Steve C: You have shoved a lightbulb up your ass, a popsicle in your vagina, and you filled your orifices with pudding before fucking yourself with a spoon. In your history of odd insertions, which was your favorite?

Exteme Holly: The gourd. Definitely the gourd. That thing was huge, and I could hardly get it up inside me. I think the challenge of taking something that big really turned me on because I came so hard, all over the kitchen counter!

Steve C: OK, now which one of your odd insertions is going to go down in history as "BIG MISTAKE NUMERO UNO"?

Exteme Holly: Hahaha that would be the grape tomatoes. Oh man. I got them stuck up inside me. I couldn't get them out, they were lodged up in there. The crew was going nuts, calling other girls who used to stick things up there and asking for advice, getting me in the bathtub, on the toilet, nothing worked. So I went home and tried to relax. A guy friend of mine called me up and I told him what happened. He said "I'll be right over." So I let him come over. He brought a golf ball extractor with him, scared the shit out of me. Well, up he goes with it and got those little bastards right out, I couldn't believe it. I called up the crew and told all of them I was all better, they were so relieved, they were going to take me to the emergency room! Never again!!!

Steve C: Do you have a fella? If not, what kind of guy is Holly looking for (other than one with an upset tummy... you know for those late-night snacks)?
If so, describe the courageous fellow who landed you as his gal...

Exteme Holly: A guy would really have to be ok with me having my site. It's a big part of my life and I love every minute of it. Otherwise, they can screw off. I want a fun guy who isn't afraid to get crazy with me in bed. Tie me up, romp me hard and give me the facial of my life! Grrr, you got me all horned up now, dammit!

Steve C: Hypothetical Situation: You're approached by an eccentric millionaire one day after shooting a scene for your website. He pulls up in a convertible Bentley, he's wearing a smoking jacket and pajamas, and he has a Panamanian man-servant in tow. He offers you a briefcase filled with cash (you look it over and it seems to be about five million dollars), and asks you to participate in a series of videos titled "Hammer-Smashed-Sex-Kittens" Volumes 1-5. As you can imagine, these videos would revolve around sex...and getting smashed by some hammers. You're going to make a million per movie. Do you take the gig, or tell him to find another sucker?

Exteme Holly: Hahaha I like how you think. I guess it would depend on the hammer and how/where I got smashed, if it just involved some black and blue marks, I'd do it. If it involved permanent damage and breaking bones, no thanks.
I'm happy where I'm at, sure a few million bucks would be great, but believe it or not I do have my limits. Goddamn, that's the first time anyone has ever gone for that bit...sheesh... bring in the hammers, I guess)

Steve C: Describe a garden variety pep-talk you give to a gal before you shoot a scene with her (one that most likely is going to involve some vomiting and/or eating of the vomit)?

Exteme Holly: My agent goes over what would be involved before she agrees to do the scene, chances are she has already shot a lot of this stuff with other people. When I meet her I sit down for a few minutes with her and we look at my site. I explain to her that I'm going to get nasty with her. She tells me what she will and will not do - and oftentimes they'll even come up with some crazy shit on their own - those kind of girls are my favorite (like Vanessa for instance, the sausage girl). Then we just go at it. I've never had a problem, except one time a guy who shot with us said 'this biz just ain't for me' and never shot porn again. Not everyone can handle extreme holly!


That better be one hell of a pep-talk...

Steve C: I just ate four bran muffins and a pot of espresso. Would you mind terribly if I used your head for a commode?

Exteme Holly: Like I said, Holly don't do poo! But I don't mind if you piss on me, or stick my head in the toilet and flush it (known in the biz as a 'swirley')...just no poo!

Steve C: Finally, with all of the porn on the internet (all of the free porn, especially) explain why someone would spend nearly $31.00 a month to join YOUR website?

Exteme Holly: First of all, my videos are high quality. I've been on a lot of porn sites where the quality is complete shit. Why bother making porn if the videos suck? Second, try to find a site where you get one crazy girl doing super extreme stuff. I do shoots with my members. Try to get other single girl sites to fuck their members, won't happen. When you think of it, for a buck a day you get 100% exclusive crazy Holly vids, pics and more, that you won't see anywhere else. Not only that, but you get my ICQ, my email, you can write to me everyday if you want. Send me a pic of your cock, tell me what you want me to do on camera, I do a lot of what my members write in. I did a whole photo shoot of me pressed up against some glass because a member wanted me to. When you become a member, you become one of my dirty sex friends...I mean that.


This could be you...she's serious!

Thanks for the interview, I hope you enjoyed digging deep inside my dirty, dirty mind! ;)

(No No... thank YOU. We also enjoyed digging deep inside your dirty dirty...umm...you know)
XOXO
Holly