A VERY SHORT INTERVIEW WITH VICKI RICHTER

This interview (and a few upcoming ones) are going to be very short and somewhat sweet. The reason for their brevity is that they were recorded with a crappy hand-held digital recorder this past January on the floor of the 2005 ADULT EXPO in Las Vegas, Nevada. As you will see by the simplistic nature of my questions, I wasn't prepared very well for this interview with Vicki Richter, who was one of the MOST CONVINCING transsexuals I met while at the convention in Vegas. Vicki was signing autographs at the EVIL ANGEL booth to promote her videos...like All American She-Male Road Trip 9 and She-Male Strokers 8, and our pal Yoshi decided to introduce me to him...sorry, sorry sorry...HER. Essentially, I found out that Vicki was a transsexual about 30 seconds before I interviewed her. Naturally, I stumbled through the entire thing, and this is what it looked like:

Steve C: I am hanging at the Evil Angel Booth at the 2005 Adult Video Expo and I'm talking with Vicki Richter... Hey, Vicki! (already this is going badly. You can't tell by reading it, but I'm sitting here typing and I'm re-living this awful exchange...what a cliche-slinging douchebag I am)

Vicki Richter: Hello.

Steve C: You're a transsexual, right? Is that the correct term? I'm a jackass.(You got that right, buddy)

Vicki Richter: Yes. Shemale or Transsexual is fine.

Steve C: How long have you been a Transsexual?

Vicki Richter: About five years.

Steve C: You're fairly convincing. Have you ever fooled a guy and then he found out?

Vicki Richter: I try not to let them find out. But, I have made out with guys that didn't know. (see, now I didn't know this at the time, but some trannies don't like it when other trannies try and fool straight men. They think it's sinister cold, and if you're going to be a transsexual, you should be very clear about it when you meet someone. Who knew? I'm just asking stupid, predictable questions)

Steve C: So, what happens when they find out?

Vicki Richter: I hope they don't find out.

Steve C: So far that hasn't happened?

Vicki Richter: No.


Just like a lady...with a li'l something extra!

Steve C: Did you have any surgeries? (What a stupid fucking question... 'Did you have any surgeries'??? Hey Stupid, you're talking with a person who has big breasts AND a penis, and you're asking if she had surgery???)

Vicki Richter: A lot.

Steve C: Oh Really? What was done?

Vicki Richter: Nose, forehead, jaw, chin, breast implants, lipo, blah, blah, blah. About $50,000 [worth of surgery].

Steve C: Why not just become a full blown female?

Vicki Richter: Then I couldn't make movies for Evil Angel.


Watch how many rum and Cokes you suck down or you might be getting a mouthful of something else!

Steve C: Is that much more lucrative than just keeping the male hardware?

Vicki Richter: Yes!

Now I know there was some more of this awkward exchange that took place, but thankfully, our own FoundryMusicDana, who transcribed this mess, was smart enough to know that it was horrible and should have been left out.

Also, since this interview I have learned one universal truth about transsexuals, and that is: DO NOT PISS THEM OFF. Why? Quite simple. While some of the hardware may change, they still possess the structure and strength of men...however, now they get PMS from all the female hormones they take...so they can be irritable.

Just for kicks, head over to VICKI RICHTER.com, and see her for yourself.