INTERVIEW WITH ADULT STARLET FELIX VICIOUS

If the name FELIX VICIOUS rings a bell, it's probably because you've seen her in more than a few adult videos. She got into the adult video business when she was a mere EIGHTEEN (remember, kids... 'teen' makes it more gooder) years of age, and now that she's 22, she's a seasoned pro. Felix has just signed with Paradise Visuals, who just won an AVN award for 'Best Classic DVD' for 'Ginger Lynn: The Movie', and she's been put in the care of the legendary Christy Canyon, and she'll star in 'X Rated Heiress:The London Holton Story' for Paradise as well. We fired off a handful of questions, and prayed to Jesus that she didn't lose them... and in RECORD TIME, they came back to us. This is what they looked like:

Steve C: Felix, you got into the porn business when you were eighteen after meeting Bisexual Britni and Shay Sweet at a porn store in Colorado. In retrospect, do you think you were too young, or do you agree completely with your decision?

Felix Vicious In some ways I do thing I was a little to young to be making life changing choices, but I don’t regret it.

Steve C: Legendary porn starlet Christy Canyon just directed you in a video for Paradise Visuals. What was that experience like? What kind of insight was Christy able to offer that a less-seasoned person might not be able to deliver?

Felix Vicious I loved working with Christy, it was so much fun, she taught me how to market myself, like by starting a web site. Just how to make more money. (and that, kids... is why the unsuspecting young girls get into the porn bidness in the first place. Beats the shit out of working at In-And-Out Burger)

Steve C: Felix, I have seen you strut around in eight-inch heels. That can't be easy, and I have seen videos in which girls do face-plants onto living room floors because they can't balance on those. Ever lose your footing on a porn shoot wearing those? Better yet, what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you while shooting a scene?

Felix Vicious I have taken a dive, but it was at a convention, I think even in Vegas, the fucking carpet was covering a cord, and I didn’t see it from like 8 feet up high, and fell, but luckily I fell onto the back of the couch at K-Sex’s booth.


Felix, we want to beat off to you tripping over your 8 inch heels...and we can see your nips. tee hee.

Steve C: For a while, you were only doing videos with your fella. Is that still the case, or are you unattached?

Felix Vicious We are not doing movies together anymore. (Well, ain't that cryptic. She probably broke up with the guy, and doesn't do videos with her current fella)

Steve C: No one, and I mean NO ONE is going to argue that you are quite lovely. However, at some point, your boobs will droop, your butt will sag, and you will be genuinely less-desirable than you are now. Once your time as 'magnificent specimen' is over, how will you keep the gas bill paid?

Felix Vicious Right now I am saving to attend college. I want to be an audio engineer, I want to produce music, and eventually start up a club.

Steve C: My big stupid friend Kenny interviewed you last year at the Adult Expo, and you revealed that you preferred "Helmet head" (circumcised) penises, and that you enjoy putting on strap-on dildos and fucking guys in the ass. How many guys have you actually taken the strap on to? I would imagine there aren't many that ask for that.

Felix Vicious Not too may guys like it at all. I have done, maybe three or four movies, where I put on a strap on. I don’t know what it is, but I love it. I feel like I get testosterone when I put one of those puppies on. (well, good for you...but stay away from my asshole, thankyouverymuch)

Steve C: Hypothetical Situation: One night while you're performing as a featured act at a club on the East Coast, a short, meaty-breasted little gentleman approaches you with a contract worth $600,000 to star in a series of Shovel-Blasted Bimbos films, in which you would be hit once, if not repeatedly with snow shovels before engaging in coitus. Do you take the mushly little fella up on his offer, or are you tell him to piss off?

Felix Vicious I guess it would all depend on what kind of shovel, is it plastic? Do I get knocked up side the head? And how long would the scene be? (I can't believe it! She's actually entertaining the idea of getting whacked with a SHOVEL! There is hope for you yet, Jimmy!)

Steve C: Describe, if you wouldn't mind...the perfect sandwich.

Felix Vicious It’s the Cabo chicken sandwich from Quiznos…. Mmmmm. It has chicken, bacon, guacamole lettuce, and a special sauce. hehe (There's one of those close by; I'm kinda hungry for a sammich now)

Steve C: OK, now which sandwich and/or cuisine makes your stomach upset and turns your rear-end into a salad shooter?

Felix Vicious Ew. How graphic. I think it would be Mediterranean food, or curry. (Yeah, that curry is a real ass-wrecker, ain't it?)

Steve C: I'm going to rifle through your porn collection later on. What kind of videos/titles am I going to find? Anything really specific you're really into now?

Felix Vicious Masters and Servants. That’s my favorite scene, where I fuck a guy in the ass with a strap on. Center-fold in Hustler, cover of Fox, Young As They Come #6, Shane’s World Slumber party, wow, when put on the spot, I can hardly think of any. There have been so many titles I have appeared in, I can’t remember. (Wait, so she only watches movies that she's IN? Maybe she didn't understand the question... OR she could be a total narcissist)


Felix Vicious grabs the ta-ta's of the one, the only, CHRISTY CANYON...and psst, Felix...we can see your nips.

Steve C: OK, now I'm going to plow through your dildo collection...what kind of toys is Felix Vicious playing with these days?

Felix Vicious I have:
a pink leopard plastic vibrator
like 3 of the rabbits
a few glass dildos
a strap on
vibrating nipple clamps
a few vibrating eggs
pocket rockets... just about everything. (holy shit, and a partridge in a fucking pear tree... Girl's got a lot of toys...)

Steve C: There are horror stories all throughout the adult biz, especially for girls who don't have any guidance through the pitfalls of the industry...and of course, we NEVER get sick of hearing them. If you could isolate one creepy incident in your career that you learned the most from, what would it be?

Felix Vicious I don’t really have any horror stories. I just learned that you have to stick to your guns. If you don’t want to do something, don’t. Stick up for yourself, because if you don’t, who will? Just be aware of what kind of scene is going on. Find out before you get there, so nothing is a surprise. (Boo! We wanted crying! Oh well, better luck next time)

Steve C: Hypothetical Situation #2: You've made a few bucks in the porn business, and you've decided to splurge and buy yourself a new condo near the beach. You walk up to the front door, put your key in the lock, only to find out that the spark caused by the key hitting the lock (yes, I know that doesn't normally happen, work with me here) has ignited a house full of gas because the dipshit house inspector left the gas stove on. The explosion hits you square in the face, chest, arms and legs, blows you 100 feet up in the air, and covers you with horrible, disfiguring burns. Since your porn career is pretty much over from this point on, how is Felix Vicious going to pay the bills?

Felix Vicious I could work as the first paraplegic in porn!! I would continue to work on my web site, and I do have a normal job, I would continue working with music, making money a normal way. It wouldn’t pay as much, but I would survive. (Holy moley... a realist. Although we would like to see the paraplegic porno. Well done!)

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Felix Vicious' official website MyFelixVicious.com is on the way, and should be launching in a matter of weeks.

(Thanks again to Jason from Paradise Visuals for hooking us up with Felix)