INTERVIEW WITH ADULT STARLET SUNNY LANE

Our latest acquisition in the universe of 'interviews based entirely upon asking dopey shit to adult performers' is with the lovely Miss Sunny Lane. This Georgia native was at one point a professional ice skater, as well as a yoga and pilates instructor until she found her way to the lucrative world of adult video. You may have seen her a few times on PLAYBOY's show, 'Night Calls'...and if you haven't, then it's entirely possible that you've seen her getting nailed upside down by some guy whose manhood makes you want to blow your brains out. We sent Sunny a bunch of seriously stupid questions, and she took about nine seconds answering them. It looked a li'l something like this...

Steve C: Sunny, I just watched you get double-teamed by Manuel Ferrara and John Strong in SHE BANGS!...and this was reportedly your first time with two guys. What was the hold up? Shy gal, are we?

Sunny Lane: I thought now is the right time to handle '2' really hot cocks!! And what FUN!!! (Why was the number 2 in quotation marks? Was she implying that '2' was actually code for TWO? Ummm...)

Steve C: Speaking of SHE BANGS!... that DVD was shot in High-Definition. Do you find that your fans REALLY like watching porno in HD? Do we really need to see every pimple on every ass in every scene?

Sunny Lane: HD is great but make up doesn't work for everything:)

Steve C: I'm sitting here, reading an article in which you were named "Best New Starlet" in your hometown of Tampa, FL last year. Did your family show up to watch you receive this award? If so, what was their take on it? I suppose a better way to phrase that would be: How do your parents feel about you being in 'the biz'?

Sunny Lane: That's the million dollar question everyone has. They are very proud of me


Quick! someone get some cherries, let's see who can get the closes to the taint!

Steve C: Alright, now that we have those questions out of the way, let's get to the important stuff. What are you wearing right at this very second? No lying. We have high-powered telescopes and underwear-sniffing crotch hounds.

Sunny Lane: Nothing at all just in my birthday suit:) (Jesus, another one. Every one of these chicks we interview is bare-assed when they're typing out their responses!)

Steve C: No one, and I mean NO ONE is going to argue that you are quite lovely. However, at some point, your boobs will droop, your butt will sag, and you will be genuinely less-desirable than you are now. Once your time as 'magnificent specimen' is over, how will you keep the gas bill paid?

Sunny Lane: I have lots of ideas in my bag of tricks. It's always Sunny down my Lane:) (I would comment on the dry humor, but no one's showing up to a comedy club to watch this chick tell jokes.)

Steve C: Hypothetical situation: After working for a year straight without a break, you have saved up enough to put a down payment on a house. You empty out your bank account to buy a new house on the beach so you can get a nice tan, and look even hotter in your photos and videos, but on the way out of the bank, you're clipped by a pizza delivery boy who is late for his '30 mins or it's free' delivery. This tragic event leaves you mangled, crippled, and smelling constantly like pepperoni, thereby ending your career in porn. What's the next career move?

Sunny Lane: I wouldn't let it keep me down, I would be eating free pizza & doing crippled porn!!! (ahh, a fat crippled chick in a porn. As fucked up as that is, I'll bet you there are some sickos with a fetish for that)


Sunny Lane and Barbara Summers stare curiously at the big metal dog with wheels in the driveway.

Steve C: If you could have ONE of the following, which would you prefer?
a) - A fella with 18" biceps
b) - A fella with an 18" penis
c) - A fella with 18 crisp 100 dollar bills in his wallet


Sunny Lane: b

Steve C: what is the worst (and by 'worst', I mean guy-should-have-turned-around-walked-outside-and-killed-himself-afterwards) pick-up line a guy has ever used on you?

Sunny Lane Your legs must be tried because you have been running through my head day & night. (That's not the way I worded it, but she was close... *rimshot*)

Steve C: While men certainly buy a lot of it, women still do watch porno. I am headed to your room to ransack your smut collection. What am I going to find?

Sunny Lane All my collection where do you start??

Steve C: Now I'm headed for the sex toy collection.. what's in the dildo drawer?

Sunny Lane I really like glass but all of them please me:)


Loves the glass dildos...and looks a hell of a lot better in that outfit than any of us would.

Steve C: Describe, if you would, the most perfect sandwich.

Sunny Lane I've already had one with Carmen Luvana & Carmen Hart What FUN:)

Steve C: With all of the gigabytes of free online porn, why should someone plunk down $20/month on YOUR website? Come on, gimme the sales pitch!

Sunny Lane It's FUN FRESH and keep you CUMMING all night long!!!

Steve C: Finally...We think you're perfect just the way you are, and to make sure you stay perfect we have decided to bronze you. Ta da! You are now bronze. What now?

Sunny Lane Bronzed what do you mean no GOLD remember I'm an athlete (No. It's bronze. We say bronze. Don't mess with our metal)

Well, those answers were certainly to the point, weren't they? Maybe she was in a hurry. Maybe she had a sporting event to get to... you know, because she said she was an athlete.

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Thanks so much to April at Pure Play for hooking this up!