CAM GIRL PROFILE: HANNAH

Blonde. Busty. Beautiful. Three words that perfectly describe our next victim...err, subject... Hannah. She has been featured in a handful of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, and after seeing her Rocking Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt, we want to see A LOT more of of the lovely young Hannah. We threw her a whole hatful of stupid questions, and she tossed them right back at us. Here's what they looked like...

DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps?

Hannah: CENTIPEDES. I HATE THEM. (CAPS FOR EMPHASIS)
If I see one I FREAK out, and have to kill it right away. Normally I capture bugs and set em free..but I need instant death to all centipedes to feel at ease. They just move SO fast.. ewww.

DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about

Hannah: I can wiggle my nose up and down like a bunny..does that count? (I don't see why not. It would be more impressive if you could pick things up with your wiggling nose, but we'll take 'wiggling' as it is)


Oh Hannah, you have no idea of the sick shit running through our minds right now. Maybe you do, actually. CLICK THE PIC!

DEMONCOW: What are you wearing at this very moment? (no lying. We have spy satellites and underwear-sniffing dogs)

Hannah: A jean skirt and a bra, but it's undone in the back.. lol. I should just take it off. (Yes. Yes you should, Hannah. Let those things breathe!)

DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him?

Hannah: I probably wouldn't do anything except obviously break it off.. and completely forget about him. He doesn't deserve the energy I would use to get back at him, if he's going to cheat. ('Break it off'? Break WHAT off, exactly? We seriously hope she's not a Lorena Bobbit fan)

DEMONCOW: Does ‘eating’ qualify as cheating?

Hannah: eating WHAT??? I'll assume..and hell yes it would qualify as cheating. (eating Doritos. What the heck did you THINK we were talking about? Hmm... we need to work on Hannah's belief structure a bit)

DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex?

Hannah: Great sex, followed by some great dessert. Then a great nap.


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DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear (ie; which article of clothing will guarantee a fella some horizontal action with you)?

Hannah: Just jeans, all ripped and faded. Soooo hot on a toned/tan body. :9

DEMONCOW: OK, now what’s the DUMBEST thing a guy can wear (you know, the kind of clothing that makes you immediately NOT want to sleep with a fella)

Hannah: hahaha. Well, I hate those button up shirts with tribal dragons on the back. The kind of lame shit you'd find at Spencer's or something. Shop there for sex games and black lights, not for clothes. (Oooh, and down go the silky fire shirts! Time to gets a new wardrobe)

DEMONCOW: What is the key to your heart?

Hannah: Foooooood. Take me out to a nice dinner and I'm yours.

DEMONCOW: Love or money?

Hannah: Love, I'll supply the money. *brushes dirt off shoulder* haha.

DEMONCOW: Whatcha thinkin' about?

Hannah: How my energy drink is destroying my belly right now. It's gurgling and burning, I'm gunna die. I should have made tea.


Imagine waking up to this pretty face after a wild night. Hannah's a pretty girl in the morning, ain't she?... CLICK THE PIC, FOOL!

DEMONCOW: What kind of food turns your rear end into a bubbly salad shooter? (meaning, what type of cuisine is most likely to give you intestinal discomfort)

Hannah: lol WTF do you want to know!? Usually Chef Boyardee ravioli, haha. (Oh that stuff is TRULY awful. Horrible tasting and orange poopies)

DEMONCOW: What celebrity would you like to see running America, and why?

Hannah: hahaha oh god. Paris Hilton, just because it would be total chaos. (At least she knows the reality of that scenario. Paris needs to stick to making home sex tapes)

DEMONCOW: Which celebrity deserves a spiked stiletto heel up his/her ass, and why

Hannah: TBH [to be honest] I don't pay too much attention to celebrities besides how they look. I only focus on how hot they are.

DEMONCOW: Describe your ideal date

Hannah: Well I really like nights in, they seem to be more intimate. I'd like to pick up a movie and food to-go from someplace nice. After eating/watchin the movie we could sit out on my balcony for a few drinks and then maybe ;) ;) ;) ;) :o ...play video games. (Yeah, that was a lot of winking just to imply a nice round of HALO 3)

DEMONCOW: Grey's Anatomy or Desparate Housewives?

Hannah: [adult swim]

DEMONCOW: Good guy or bad boy?

Hannah: bad boy, I've only recently come to realize that's what I'm attracted to. I am just not a big fan of wussies, I guess. Maybe it ties into the fact that I like being dominated. (oh, things are looking up indeed!... *licks eyebrows and parts hair*)

DEMONCOW: Most awkward thing someone has said to you after sex?

Hannah: After he came he started giggling... I said what?? Then he replied with a line from Spongebob Squarepants. ....yeah. sexy.

DEMONCOW: Are you a girly girl or a tom boy?

Hannah: Both. haha. Girly on the outside, but I love a lot of boy stuff. Like reptiles, rock music, video games..etc.


Hannah's Got A Great Hiney. Hannah's Got A Great Hiney. Hannah's Got a Great Hiney... Click Hannah's Hiney!

DEMONCOW: Who disgusts you? Please don't say me, please don't say me.

Hannah: Disrespectful people. Respect is HUUUUGE for me.

DEMONCOW: I’m going to ransack your porn collection (no, you don’t have enough time to clean up and hide them). What kind of titles/genres/performers am I going to find in your smut drawer?

Hannah: Bondage is a favorite of mine (NICE. She likes bad boys and being tied up. Hannah is badass.)

DEMONCOW: OK, now I’m heading for your ‘toy chest’…What kind of sexual devices are getting you off these days?

Hannah: the only toy I have is a realistic penor. to be honest it's actually too big lol I'm a small girl


Damn, this Hannah girl is a limber one, isn't she? CLICK IT!.

DEMONCOW: Describe for us, your favorite sandwich (no, not one with you and two guys, you and two chicks. we mean FOOD).

Hannah: turkey, tomato, swiss, and ranch on toasted bread :9 (Damn. Hungry again)

Another batch of stupid questions made insightful. We thank YOU, Hannah!

See Hannah in these great cam videos:
FOUNDRY CAMS: Hannah Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME shirt
FOUNDRY CAMS: This is For The Soldiers

OK, now show of hands: which of you has gotten so excited that you can't stand up without looking silly? Yeah, thought so. You need to HEAD OVER TO FOUNDRY CAMS NOW AND CHAT WITH HANNAH LIVE!