CAM GIRL PROFILE: EXOTIC LISA
This 100% Brazilian Bombshell you're currently drooling over goes by the name Exotic Lisa, and she's been tearing it up all over the web and in her FOUNDRY CAMS clips. Her latest video, shows her stripping down to her undies out of her STAY COZY Shirt, and we've been inundated with Email about when we'll have her do another video. Sit tight, hornballs... all in good time... Meanwhile, Lisa set aside some time to answer our dipshit questions, and she even apologized for her poor grasp of the English language. How considerate... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps?
Exotic Lisa: I love kisses on the neck... also makes me giggle.. hehheh!!!
(She must have been getting kiss on the neck when typing that response) DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about
Exotic Lisa: . I love makeup, I can definitely see myself becoming a makeup artist in a couple of years...
Sex Sells, eh? It SURE DOES... NOW CLICK THE PIC! DEMONCOW: What are you wearing at this very moment? (no lying. We have spy satellites and underwear-sniffing dogs)
Exotic Lisa: underwear and a pink robe from Victoria's Secret.. I just woke up, and i looove to sleep in just underwear...
(how unusual. You see, I usually like to sleep in a kevlar vest with a deep sea diving helmet) DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him?
Exotic Lisa: I'm not really a vindictive person... But i'd smack one that did me that wrong! I'd ditch his sorry ass, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect!
(I'm down with the 'utter respect' thing... get it? Cow? utter? Oh wait... that's udder..) DEMONCOW: Does ‘eating’ qualify as cheating?
Exotic Lisa: Of course!
DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex?
Exotic Lisa: Both!!!
Lisa! Clean your room! Oh, nevermind, just keep sitting there looking hot... CLICK THE PIC! DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear (ie; which article of clothing will guarantee a fella some horizontal action with you)?
Exotic Lisa: Just a nice pair of jeans with a nice
Ed Hardy
Shirt... mm that drives me crazy!! I love that style..
DEMONCOW: OK, now what’s the DUMBEST thing a guy can wear (you know, the kind of clothing that makes you immediately NOT want to sleep with a fella)
Exotic Lisa: Flip flops... I'm a classy lady and to me guys have to dress to impress.. The first thing i look at is the shoes. If a guy i like is wearing flip flops i'm calling NEXT! lol
DEMONCOW: What is the key to your heart?
Exotic Lisa: My family :)
DEMONCOW: Love or money?
Exotic Lisa: Both... Love dont put food on the table :: And money doesnt bring happiness.. so yah... i need both
(well, suppose you're head over heels in love with a chef? Eh? How's about then?) DEMONCOW: Whatcha thinkin' about?
Exotic Lisa: How sexy can i make my next video......
Lisa's boobs are so lickable in this shot. We tried. We bruised our noses on the monitor. CLICK THE BOOBIES! DEMONCOW: What kind of food turns your rear end into a bubbly salad shooter? (meaning, what type of cuisine is most likely to give you intestinal discomfort)
Exotic Lisa: Anything raw.... Sushi, Raw tuna, oysters.. ewww !
(No sushi for the Brazilian hotness, apparently. Shame, really. It's really good for you) DEMONCOW: What celebrity would you like to see running America, and why?
Exotic Lisa: Angelina Jolie. She cares about the poor, the children, she halps, she's generous and has a great heart.
DEMONCOW: Which celebrity deserves a spiked stiletto heel up his/her ass, and why
Exotic Lisa: Britney Spears... She needs to wake up, gets her kids back, and get back on her feet, because all the stuff she is doing, just makes it seem like she is totally crazy or just pretending to be.
(our money is on crazy...pity, too... Britney looks great naked, doesn't she?) DEMONCOW: Describe your ideal date
Exotic Lisa: Tall, nice smile, great body, perfect smile, dark hair, dress nice, gentlemen, fun, talkative, affectionate, a guy who will treat me like a princess and open the door for me.. :) i like that kind of stuff!
DEMONCOW: Describe the most sexually deviant thing you have EVER done (you don't have to tell us who you did it with/to, just elighten us with how much of a sick twist you are)?
Exotic Lisa: See i never really use
vibrators,
dildos, or
toys when i have sex, and this one time, this guy wanted to use the
jack rabbit while having sex from the bak... It was really the best sex i've ever had... Not to mention i ha multiple orgasms!!!
(OK fellas, take notes... butt sex + jack rabbit = multiple orgasms for your chick... or at least this chick) DEMONCOW: Grey's Anatomy or
Desparate Housewives?
Exotic Lisa: Desparate Housewives!!! DEMONCOW: Good guy or bad boy? Why?
Exotic Lisa: Good guy.... I loooooove nice good guys, but it's not bad to have a bad guy that will do anything u ask!
DEMONCOW: Most awkward thing someone has said to you after sex?
Exotic Lisa: Will you marry me?? lol
DEMONCOW: Are you a girly girl or a tom boy?
Exotic Lisa: Huuuuge girly girl!
You know, those Brazilians know a thing or two about breeding. Look at the genetics Lisa's sporting... then CLICK THE PIC!! DEMONCOW: Who disgusts you? Please don't say me, please don't say me.
Exotic Lisa: Britney Spears ... the men she's been dating lately are just ew..!
(yah, like that paparazzi guy is so, like... yuck... uh, right?) DEMONCOW: I’m going to ransack your porn collection (no, you don’t have enough time to clean up and hide them). What kind of titles/genres/performers am I going to find in your smut drawer?
Exotic Lisa: I dont watch porn... :)
DEMONCOW: OK, now I’m heading for your ‘toy chest’…What kind of sexual devices are getting you off these days?
Exotic Lisa: Dildos,
jackrabbit, etc... lol
(we looked long and hard... but we couldn't find the 'etc' toy... the closest thing we found to 'etc' was the super stretch stimulator sleeves)
Lisa is touching her puddy...aaand she's wearing a STAY COZY shirt - click the pic to get yours!!! DEMONCOW: Describe for us, your favorite sandwich (no, not one with you and two guys, you and two chicks. we mean FOOD).
Exotic Lisa: Ohhh this is my favorite question! I absolutely love a Ham and cheese sandwich with mayonnaise toasted in the oven toaster, BUT!!!! The ham and cheese have to be from Boars head.. (virgina ham and mozzarella) I'm picky :)
(oh wow... that could be the bestest sandwich EVER. I'm actually hungry now. Do I have any cold cuts? Hmm...) Now here's the part of the interview where if I knew some witty phrase in Portuguese, I'd show it off to honor Exotic Lisa and her Brazilian heritage. Since I'm a fucktard, and I don't know ANY Portuguese, I'll just say that Exotic Lisa is a fantastic piece of ass and she makes me stare at my computer screen awkwardly. She's also got impressive taste in sandwiches. See Exotic Lisa in these great cam videos: FOUNDRY CAMS: Exotic Lisa Rocks Out In Her STAY COZY Shirt FOUNDRY CAMS: A Merry Christmas Compilation FOUNDRY CAMS: Happy Halloween Compilation If you haven't lost complete control over your motor skills, you might want to check out more of Exotic Lisa right now! She's just a few clicks away if you HEAD OVER TO FOUNDRY CAMS NOW AND CHAT WITH EXOTIC LISA LIVE!