CAM GIRL PROFILE: EVE
It's been a while since we offered up one of the lovely girls of FOUNDRY CAMS for interviewing purposes, so we set up survelliance equipment and tracked down the gorgeous, goth-ish EVE, who you may remember from her most recent video in which she's sporting our signature FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt, and shaking her outstanding ass.
We sent our usual batch of stupid over to EVE's house (actually we tied the questions to a brick and tossed it through her bedroom window), and she fired them back with the appropriate answers...which we kind of appreciated... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps?
EVE: Kisses on the neck, someone speaking softly into my ear, being caressed...I'm lonely, can you tell?
DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about
EVE: Either I don't have any or I just haven't discovered them myself yet. >_>
DEMONCOW: What are you wearing at this very moment? (no lying. We have spy satellites and underwear-sniffing dogs)
EVE: Black pajama pants that have frogs on them that say, "your pad or mine"(Cheesy I know) and a black spaghetti strap shirt.
DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him?
EVE: Happened to me before and I left him, no questions asked.
Multi-colored hair, lots of of piercings, and a F*CK ME shirt... CLICK THE PIC to get one for yourself! DEMONCOW: Does ‘eating’ qualify as cheating?
EVE: What kind of dumbass would think it isn't? o_O "I'm sorry, I thought it was a taco."
(note to self: 'Taco' excuse probably won't work too well) DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex?
EVE: Dessert for now since I'm a virgin. :) True story, lol. No seriously...
(um, liar. yes, you) DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear (ie; which article of clothing will guarantee a fella some horizontal action with you)?
EVE: Diapers. Jaykay...I prefer no clothing at all.
(wait, so a fella just has to walk up to you bare-assed with Mr. Happy swinging in the breeze and he's going to get to trip the light fantastic with you? Shit, hon... offer up a little resistence) DEMONCOW: OK, now what’s the DUMBEST thing a guy can wear (you know, the kind of clothing that makes you immediately NOT want to sleep with a fella)
EVE: Clothes that are way too baggy. Its not hot, you just look like a bum.
We just noticed that our F*CK ME shirt is hanging off of Eve's shoulder's...DAMN, she's a li'l one... CLICK THE PIC to get one for yourself (shirt, not a girl)! DEMONCOW: What is the key to your heart?
EVE: A great sense of humor, I love to laugh.
DEMONCOW: Love or money?
EVE: Love.
DEMONCOW: Whatcha thinkin' about?
EVE: My nice comfy bed, it's 3am and I'm trying to finish this before I got to sleep. :P
DEMONCOW: What kind of food turns your rear end into a bubbly salad shooter? (meaning, what type of cuisine is most likely to give you intestinal discomfort)
EVE: Yea...this interview must really turn the guys on, lol. Honestly, I've never consumed anything that tortured me in that way.
(Heh... keep reading. You'll call 'shenanigans' on Eve after you read a few of her responses to other questions)
What Cam Girl Profile would be complete without the obligatory 'Smooshing of the boobs' photo?... NOW CLICK THE PIC! DEMONCOW: What celebrity would you like to see running America, and why?
EVE: Err, are you kidding? No thanks. We are screwed enough as it is.
DEMONCOW: Which celebrity deserves a spiked stiletto heel up his/her ass, and why?
EVE: All of them these days, I'm so sick of hearing about them. To name a few,
Britney Spears,
Lindsay Lohan, the ones that most people are tired of hearing about.
DEMONCOW: Describe your ideal date
EVE: Anything that the other person actually puts thought into. I'm a romantic and even if its just a picnic at a lake, the fact that he planned it and was thinking about me while doing so makes my heart smile. :)
DEMONCOW: Describe the most sexually deviant thing you have EVER done (you don't have to tell us who you did it with/to, just elighten us with how much of a sick twist you are)?
EVE: Oral...so kinky.
(I'm detecting a bit of sarcasm here... yeah, definitely sarcasm) DEMONCOW: Grey's Anatomy or
Desparate Housewives?
EVE: Ghost Hunters
. >_> Yes, I'm a freak, and I love that type of shit. :)
DEMONCOW: Good guy or bad boy? Why?
EVE: Too much of either isn't good. If only we lived in a perfect world where we could have both. But right now, I'd prefer more of a good guy, I'm tired of playing games.
We're gonna pinch Eve's glow-in-the-dark hiney with glow-in-the-dark salad tongs. Why? Umm, why not? ... NOW CLICK THE PIC! DEMONCOW: Most awkward thing someone has said to you after sex?
EVE: Hasn't happened yet and I hope it never does, lol. I'm talking about the awkwardness...
(AH HA! I knew you were lying about the sex thing... see? I'm a smart one) DEMONCOW: Are you a girly girl or a tom boy?
EVE: Half and half.
(I'm thinking she answered the 'bubby salad shooter' question here. Lord knows drinking a lot of Half and Half will make your butt explode) DEMONCOW: Who disgusts you? Please don't say me, please don't say me.
EVE: People who abuse animals, horndogs(I'm talking about the cheaters and guys that are OBSESSED with sex and the like), deceivers, yea, I could go on all day, but I'll stop there.
DEMONCOW: I’m going to ransack your porn collection (no, you don’t have enough time to clean up and hide them). What kind of titles/genres/performers am I going to find in your smut drawer?
EVE: Girl on girl porn, that is the only kind I can get off to while masturbating.
DEMONCOW: OK, now I’m heading for your ‘toy chest’…what kind of sexual devices are getting you off these days?
EVE: Clit kissers and
vibrating bullets for now. :)
DEMONCOW: Describe, if you would, the most perfect sandwich (and yes, I’m talking about FOOD).
EVE: Baloney (I know gross, but I love it), a slice of cheese, tons of mayo, and lettuce, all on white bread. MmmmmmmMmmmm.
(she eats balongna sandwiches loaded with mayonnaise on white bread, and her ass isn't a war zone? Sheesh) Well, let's recap all of the things we've learned from Eve, shall we?
- She likes funny guys
- She'll give it up to you if you're naked
- She hates Britney Spears
- She Loves the Girl-on-Girl Porno as well as mayo and balongna sandwiches. That's about all we need to know...right? See Eve in these great cam videos: FOUNDRY CAMS: Eve Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME shirt (um, yeah. She's done ONE for us so far... but we're looking forward to MORE lovely videos from the lovely
Eve)
Now, if you're into gals with a slight build and a penchant for the paranormal and mayonnaise... you should chat with Eve right now! She's just a few clicks away if you HEAD OVER TO FOUNDRY CAMS NOW AND CHAT WITH EVE LIVE!