CAM GIRL PROFILE: ALANNA

It's about time we threw up another interview with a fresh-faced FOUNDRY CAMS girl. This edition focuses on 20 year-old ALANNA, wearing the infamous PARTY ROCK shirt, and since she was such a good sport and wonderful talent to boot, we thought we'd throw her a pile of stupid... and it went something like this...



DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps?

Alanna: Nail Filers! Haha I don’t like the texture of them, so I have to buy the ones with the plastic on the ends so I can hold them by that.

DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about

Alanna: I can give a really good full body massage.

DEMONCOW: What are you wearing at this very moment? (no lying. We have spy satellites and underwear-sniffing dogs)

Alanna: I have on a white thong and a blue tank top on.

DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him?

Alanna: I wouldn’t. I would immediately break up with him and move on with my life.


This is about as distinguished as Alanna gets; and that's a really good thing... CLICK THE PIC NOW!!

DEMONCOW: Does 'eating' qualify as cheating?

Alanna: Depends on the food. (Hon, the question was not about chicken or fish; it was about munching on the privates of another... oh we think you get the idea)

DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex?

Alanna: This is a tough one, because I love both. I guess I am gonna have to go with great sex. (Our kind of gal... skip the ice cream and make with the sucky-sucky)

DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear (ie; which article of clothing will guarantee a fella some horizontal action with you)?

Alanna: I love when a guy dresses casual, yet conservative. I like a nice pair of fitting jeans and a nice t-shirt. And I love it when I see a man in a dress shirt and tie.

DEMONCOW: OK, now what’s the DUMBEST thing a guy can wear (you know, the kind of clothing that makes you immediately NOT want to sleep with a fella)

Alanna: Those ugly plad shorts from Ralph Lauren, haha. I hate those realllyyy preppy clothes.


(would....you...just...look...at...that...fine...ass... CLICK THAT ASS!! )

DEMONCOW: What is the key to your heart?

Alanna: Honesty and respect (well, that puts about 90% of the people I know out of the running. They're all a bunch of beligerent bullshit artists)

DEMONCOW: Love or money?

Alanna: Why not have both? I would never just marry for love and I would never just marry for money. I mean you definitely want to be in love with the person, but if they are a bum and won’t be able to help support you and your family, then the relationship just won’t work.

DEMONCOW: Whatcha thinkin' about?

Alanna: How full I am from dinner!

DEMONCOW: What kind of food turns your rear end into a bubbly salad shooter? (meaning, what type of cuisine is most likely to give you intestinal discomfort)

Alanna: McDonalds, but I try not to eat fast food very often.


Imagine walking into your front door and seeing THIS laying on the couch? Nice, right? Now CLICK THE PIC!!

DEMONCOW: What celebrity would you like to see running America, and why?

Alanna: We could change things up by having a female president. I know she is young, but I could definitely see Natalie Portman running our country. She is a Harvard graduate and she knows 5 different languages! (You really COULD? Eh, we couldn't. and won't)

DEMONCOW: Which celebrity deserves a spiked stiletto heel up his/her ass, and why?

Alanna: Britney Spears!!!, She had everything going for her, she even started a family and had two children, then she had to go all psycho on us! haha

DEMONCOW: Describe your ideal date

Alanna: My ideal date would be doing something active and outdoors, like going to the beach, or going kayaking or hiking. Then at the end of the day, get a nice casual dinner.

DEMONCOW: Describe the most sexually deviant thing you have EVER done (you don't have to tell us who you did it with/to, just elighten us with how much of a sick twist you are)?

Alanna: No comment (oh MAN...there has got to be a story there. I got fifteen bucks on some kind of bestiality)

DEMONCOW: Grey's Anatomy or Desparate Housewives?

Alanna: Grey's Anatomy. (how's about elaborating on that? Eh, she probably thinks patrick Dempsey is just the dreamiest.

DEMONCOW: Good guy or bad boy? Why?

Alanna: I usually fall for the bad boys, but overall I like a good guy with a little bad boy in him.


Alanna is showing off her oh-so-stylish PARTY ROCK shirt... CLICK THE PIC TO GET ONE!!

DEMONCOW: Most awkward thing someone has said to you after sex?

Alanna: I don’t recall any awkward moments after I have had sex.

DEMONCOW: Are you a girly girl or a tom boy?

Alanna: Girly Girl

DEMONCOW: Who disgusts you? Please don't say me, please don't say me.

Alanna: Men who disrespect women. (Well shit, she should have just said me...damn).

DEMONCOW: I’m going to ransack your porn collection (no, you don’t have enough time to clean up and hide them). What kind of titles/genres/performers am I going to find in your smut drawer?

Alanna: I don’t have a porn collection, but I do like the girls in maxim magazines. They are gorgeous!

DEMONCOW: OK, now I’m heading for your ‘toy chest’…what kind of sexual devices are getting you off these days?

Alanna: Wouldn’t you like to know….haha (umm, yeah...that's kind of why we asked. And since you didn't answer, I'm just going to assume you have this bad boy hanging out in a drawer somewhere)

DEMONCOW: Describe, if you would, the most perfect sandwich (and yes, I’m talking about FOOD).

Alanna: A perfectly cooked grilled cheese sandwich with American cheese! It’s a classic. OK, now that could have been a little punchier if Alanna gave us some slightly more detailed answers...but she kind of trailed off toward the end there. We DID learn the following, though.
- She thinks Natalie Portman could run the country.
- She has a big black dildo in her sock drawer (yeah, we're assuming because she declined to answer)
- She's got an ass that could make you drool until you pass out..

See Alanna online in the following video(s):
FOUNDRY CAMS: Alanna Rocks Out In Her Party Rock Shirt

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