CAM GIRL PROFILE: BRI

It sure has been a while since we posted an interview with one of the lovely FOUNDRY CAMS girls, hasn't it? Honestly, we'd love to blame the girls for getting in their questions late, but we just can't. Why? Because it's a lie. We just got so wrapped up in making the actual Cam Girl Videos, that we forgot that we hadn't posted a Cam Girl Profile in a while. piece features 21 year-old, sometimes blonde, sometimes brunette ...BISEXUAL... BRI, who you probably saw sporting her official FoundryMusic 'Grr' Shirt, and rocking out to THEORY OF A DEAD MAN. We always like knowing what's going on inside the heads of our sexy mavens, so we threw her a sack o' stupid questions, and this is what she shot back...



DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps?

Bri: Having my neck touched – that’s my button right there.

DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about

Bri: I can pick things up, throw things, and write with my feet… They are very useful, haha. (that's a "Talent"? I've been doing that since I was in the womb)

DEMONCOW: What are you wearing at this very moment? (no lying. We have spy satellites and underwear-sniffing dogs)

Bri: I’m wearing a pair of boy shorts with Grumpy on them & a purple tank top.

DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him?

Bri: I don’t do the whole “revenge” thing actually, I’d either break up with him right away or talk to him about it first…either way the relationship is going nowhere.


Bri has her lovely self climbing out of a lovely car... CLICK THE PIC NOW!!

DEMONCOW: Does 'eating' qualify as cheating?

Bri: Since eating is in quotes I’m going to assume the guy is eating out another girl? Absolutely that counts as cheating! His mouth is mine!

DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex?

Bri: Great sex… It’s much more entertaining and better for you! (Yeah, we agree... especially since that awful chocolate-souffle-up-all-night-with-the-runs incident)

DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear (ie; which article of clothing will guarantee a fella some horizontal action with you)?

Bri: I really like brown & white polo shirts on guys… very sexy.

DEMONCOW: OK, now what’s the DUMBEST thing a guy can wear (you know, the kind of clothing that makes you immediately NOT want to sleep with a fella)

Bri: A beater & baggy jeans… eew! A guy should never dress like that in public.


a bit of a 'Glamour shots' look, but we'll take it... CLICK THE PIC

DEMONCOW: What is the key to your heart?

Bri: Humor! A genuinely funny guy who doesn’t need to steal all his jokes from comedians or TV shows is my type of guy! (Bri, we hate to disappoint you, but most guys rip off their jokes. If they go obscure enough, you just can't tell)

DEMONCOW: Love or money?

Bri: Love is priceless, and along with love comes success & happiness – not with money.

DEMONCOW: Whatcha thinkin' about?

Bri: Plans for the rest of the summer! (If that gives you ANY idea as to how backed up we are with work, considering we're posting this in NOVEMBER, for crying out loud...then nothing will)

DEMONCOW: What kind of food turns your rear end into a bubbly salad shooter? (meaning, what type of cuisine is most likely to give you intestinal discomfort)

Bri: I’m usually very good with Italian, but Fazoli’s NEVER seems to agree with me. (Gee, Italian food from a chain restaurant giving you the runs? Whodathunkit?)


If you look close enough, you can see labia... Now CLICK THE PIC!!

DEMONCOW: What celebrity would you like to see running America, and why?

Bri: Stephen Colbert! He knows his stuff, and people can actually pay attention to him and take him seriously, even though he is an entertainer. (Umm, Bri...we like 'The Colbert Report' as much as you do, but we're not about to vote for the guy)

DEMONCOW: Which celebrity deserves a spiked stiletto heel up his/her ass, and why?

Bri: I’d go with the whole Lohan family. (No argument here. Although we can't get enough of that Lindsay Lohan nude scene in I know who killed me)

DEMONCOW: Describe your ideal date

Bri: First we’d go for some kind of food, I’m not picky (but bonus points if he cooks the meal!), after dinner we’d go to a local place with good music and grab a few drinks, maybe play some darts or pool. Depending on whether or not it’s a first date, my ideal date would end in a pants party, followed by lots of sleep. ('Pants party'... we LIKE this one)

DEMONCOW: Describe the most sexually deviant thing you have EVER done (you don't have to tell us who you did it with/to, just elighten us with how much of a sick twist you are)?

Bri: While I was with one guy, we decided it would be fun to bring his friend in on the action, and for the record, we had a blast! (OK, any gal who is up for threesomes is absolutely OUR kind of gal...which is probably why girls like Bri wind up working for us)

DEMONCOW: Grey's Anatomy or Desparate Housewives?

Bri: Honestly I’ve never seen either!

DEMONCOW: Good guy or bad boy? Why?

Bri: I like good guys. I like being treated well, I like my guy to be personable and friendly & open – that seems to be MUCH easier to find in good guys! Plus… Most good guys have a secret wild side!


Bri is rocking the official FoundryMusic "GRR" shirt... CLICK THE PIC TO GET ONE!!

DEMONCOW: Most awkward thing someone has said to you after sex?

Bri: It’s always weird when the guy asks “How was I?” or “How many times did you cum?”… I’m so bad at answering those questions, especially if I have to answer honestly.

DEMONCOW: Are you a girly girl or a tom boy?

Bri: I’d say I’m MORE OF a girly girl, but I’m somewhere in the middle. I prefer hanging out with the guys, but I don’t play sports or anything…

DEMONCOW: Who disgusts you? Please don't say me, please don't say me.

Bri: Cheaters, people who’s muscles are too big and bulgy, and cocky, ignorant people. (Wow. She just described everyone we know.).

DEMONCOW: I’m going to ransack your porn collection (no, you don’t have enough time to clean up and hide them). What kind of titles/genres/performers am I going to find in your smut drawer?

Bri: I prefer to watch my porn online, so I only own 1 film which was given to me by a college buddy. It’s called Stardust 7, and if you feel like watching a great comedy, find it and watch it! haha

DEMONCOW: OK, now I’m heading for your ‘toy chest’…what kind of sexual devices are getting you off these days?

Bri: I prefer the real thing, but in my ‘chest’ I have my pink vibrator, a silver bullet, & a few lotions, foams, & powders – all edible of course!

DEMONCOW: Describe, if you would, the most perfect sandwich (and yes, I’m talking about FOOD).

Bri: It would have to be a sub-sized sandwich because I’m a hungry girl…and on it would be fried chicken, tomato, lettuce, bacon, cheese & ranch dressing…with a side of fries please J

You know, we're kicking ourselves for not posting this interview with Bri sooner. She's exactly the kind of girl we need working on our side. Now, let's review what we learned about her:
- She thinks the Lohan family sucks.
- She thinks that Stephen Colbert should be running the country. - She watches online porno ... as we all should be doing.
- She loves enormous sandwiches.

See Bri online in the following video(s):
Bri is a BAD GIRLFRIEND

Now that you know all there is to know about Bri (well, pretty much)... why not head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS NOW AND CHAT WITH BRI LIVE!