13 QUESTIONS WITH NIKKI BENZ

In our never-ending quest to ask obnoxious questions to women in the adult film industry, we have been graced with the presence of Ms. NIKKI BENZ. Yeah, yeah... I know...Nikki WHO? She's another up-and-coming gal in her twenties, who signed a contract with Pleasure Productions (the folks who were nice enough to arrange this li'l interview session ... not to mention stock our FOUNDRYMUSIC HARDCORE SUPERSTORE.

According to her bio, she's a self-proclaimed bi-sexual, and loves big boobs and big cocks (hey, don't we all...wakka wakka). She also has shitty taste in music (quoting Dr. Dre, Eminem, and Ja Rule as her favorites), but we won't count that against her... because she took all of our questions like a real champ.

CLICK HERE FOR A LIST OF ALL THE VIDEOS NIKKI HAS BEEN IN

Andre, roll the goofiness...

SteveC: Nikki, you're originally from Toronto, Canada, a city which in my opionion, has the highest concentration of hot-piece-of-ass strippers per-square-inch on the planet? What do the Canadian gals have (other than SARS) that makes them more sexually uninhibited than say, American chicks?

Nikki Benz: First of all, I don't know any chicks with SARS. Second, Canadian chicks are more down to earth. I may be wrong about that. However, I do know that they like to suck a lot of cock and eat pussy.
=) (That's it. I'm fucking moving to Canada. For good.)

SC: You've done the all-girl Dildo-fest, Strap on Sally 20 and Strap-On Sally 21. Let's say you're doing a scene for one of these kind of movies. You're wearing the strap on. Another gal is going down on the strap on. Obviously, it's not YOUR penis that's being blown, so the sensation is pretty minimal. What are you thinking about? Grocery lists? Painting the house? Buying anal lube?

NB: I am thinking " Bitch, turn around and let me put that in your ass!"

SC: With only a handful of exceptions, the shelf-life for girls in your line of work is pretty short. Your bio states that you plan on staying in this business as long as people keep buying your videos. However, one day, your ass is going to sag, and your cooch is going to be a little stretched out. With that in mind, how long do you see yourself making porno videos? What's the plan after this is all done?

NB: I see myself making porn until I get sick of it. And if I don't get sick of it, then when I do start getting all wrinkly I will move on to directing porn or doing a 9 to 5 job. Or perhaps I will be the next Heidi Fleiss. Hahah (is that how you spell her name?) (yes, that's how you spell it, and thank God you're Canadian, and immune to the illegality of prostitution that exists in the U.S.)

SC: No one likes getting pooped on, especially when his/her sexual exploits are being captured on video. Describe, in detail, how a young gal such as yourself prepares for an anal scene.

NB: I haven't done anal scenes yet! (Dammit! I'm 0 for 2 with this anal question now. Krystal Steal said almost the same thing. Well, actually... Nikki said she hasn't done anal YET...there's still hope).

SC: Your bio states that one of your fantasies is to do a DP (double-penetration) scene. Have you done it yet? If not, who would you most like to do it with?

NB: NO, haven't done it yet. One day I will though. I just hope my pussy and ass can take it!

SC: Is there anyone in the business you flat-out WILL NOT work with (male or female), and why?

NB: So far no.

SC: You've done videos with Gina Lynn, so we're guessing you're friendly with her. Without trashing your friend (assuming she is your pal), what do you think of Gina Lynn's boob job? (more specifically, her nipples) ... See this picture for reference - ... That's Marty Feldman. OK, NOW what do you think of her nipples?

NB: Ha ha ha.....NO COMMENT (Well, she laughed. At least she's down with the joke)

SC: Working in porn must make it difficult to mantiain a relationship with a man. Is there currently a target of your affections? If not, would you ever consider hooking up with a relatively attractive, smartass, tattooed guy, with a mediocre penis, who runs a dopey website? (please say yes please say yes please say yes)

NB: I need to test you out first, then I may hook up with you. (Yes!!!! Hey Nikki, if you're reading this, Email me... and I'll dazzle you with my average manhood)

SC: If there was one performer/director/producer in the adult video business you could smack with a tire iron (without any reprocussions/consequences/etc), who would it be and why?

NB: I don't want to say names. I could, but I won't. (Oh, come on... if you won't work with him/her, who gives a shit if you name-drop a little?)

SC: What's the worst pick-up line you've ever had used on you? What's the best one?

NB: One guy was like " Where are you taking me out tonight or better yet where can I take you out tonight?
And I am like " Maybe you could take me out and my boyfriend!"
I absolutelly hate pick up lines. They never work on me. I think I've heard them all. Give up guys.
Instead of a pick up line, buy me a drink.

SC: When you got your first check from starring in a porn video, what did you spend the cash on?

NB: Toward my car payment.

SC: Hypothetical situation: You're walking out of a porno shoot after a hard day's work with a big fat paycheck in your hand. Just as you're about to get into your car to deposit your new riches, you get jumped by an angry mob of horny homeless guys, all armed with tire-irons and cue balls....They leave you brutalized and broke. You're now penniless and unattractive. How are the bills getting paid?

NB: I have more money in the bank, that's how the bills are gettin paid. (uhh yeah, the point was really what are you going to do AFTER that money is gonzo. Evidently I need to make these questions more idiot-proof)

SC: What's the largest (non-penis or penis-shaped) item you've had inserted in yourself?

NB: 9" or 10" This one guy I used to fuck (he was my fuck friend) had a 9 or 10" dick. It hurt.

SC: What do your parents/immediate family think of what you do for a living?

NB: They don't know yet. (Oh, they're GOING TO know...soon enough, my dear)

Hey, at least she laughed when we made the crack about Gina Lynn's boobs looking like Marty Feldman's eyeballs. Not the most intriguing information, but she took our dickhead questions like a champ. Once again, CLICK HERE FOR A LIST OF ALL THE VIDEOS NIKKI HAS BEEN IN... and maybe we'll be lucky enough to get another one of these interviews set up sometime this millenium.