13 QUESTIONS WITH ADULT STARLET JESSE JANE

Alrighty, we went out armed with our shovels, cornered another hot chick, and got her to answer some stupid shit!

Acutally, the fine folks at Digital Playground hooked us up with their new contract starlet, Jesse Jane (see? I'm getting better about not calling the porno chicks "porno chicks"), a former model for retail chains as well as a HOOTERS girl.

Jesse just released her first feature film, Beat The Devil for Digital Playground, and was more than happy (I hope) to answer some really retarded questions.

SteveC: Jesse, you grew up on military bases in the mid-west, and are a self-professed tomboy. How did growing up around the miitary affect your decision to enter the adult biz? Does your military family know what you're up to, and if not, how many chin-ups are they going to make you do when they find out?

Jesse Jane: Being a military brat let me travel a lot, meet new people and be in different environments that helped me to be open to experience life and new things. As a result, I am open to anything and everything. I am comfortable and confident with my decisions across the board. My family knows everything. They are supportive of me because they know me, they know who I am. I won't get any "chin ups" from them, but my trainer at the gym sure gives 'em out like candy!

SC: You've been featured in advertising campaigns for some pretty successful companies, and you've even had a walk-on role in "BayWatch: The Movie" (not that anyone's going to be impressed by a walk-on role in BayWatch). Why choose the porno route versus the Pamela Anderson/Donna D'errico/Carmen Electra 'sexy-chick-but-I-don't-do-porno' route? Is there THAT much money to be made in smut, or do you just like sex that much?

Jesse Jane: I love porn! It's very liberating and powerful. I've gotten to do some mainstream things from being in porn, so it all works out. There's great money in porn but I still absolutely love Pamela and Carmen!

SC: Jesse, you're pretty new to the adult video game, and you only have a handful of releases under your belt (with two and a half years to go on your Digital Playground contract). After this handful of on-camera experiences, how long do you see yourself in the adult movie business, given that the shelf-life for girls in your line of work is relatively short?

Jesse Jane: I want to go as long as I can - maybe 5 years in front of the camera and then I'd like to switch to the business side.

SC: You admit to having "heated crazy sex" in a restroom at HOOTERS. Given the fact that Hooters is notorious for their spicy wing sauce that could potentially send a customer running for the bathroom clenching his or her asscheeks, how were you able to get aroused in a shit-stinking stall in a Hooters? How DID it smell in there, and which Hooters (city and state) did this occur?

Jesse Jane: It smelled like roses. Girls aren't nearly as stinky as boys and it was in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma! (Yeah, right. Roses. That's what ass-blown fire smells like..Roses. Uh huh)

SC: If you could send a horde of locusts to devour one performer/director/producer in the adult video business (without any reprocussions/consequences/etc), who would it be and why?

Jesse Jane: No one so far, but if I find someone, I'll let you know. (that's not a 'no', folks. That's a 'not yet'... We'll keep you posted as to who pisses this chick off)

SC: In my opinion, plots in adult films stink, and any MAN who says anything to the contrary is lying through his teeth and should be fed to a crocodile for such a ludicrous statement. No one is watching you for your acting ability. Why bother with sets, costumes, dialogue, when you KNOW that 90% of the people watching are just going to skip through all that stuff and get to the humping?

Jesse Jane: It's fun! The costumes set up the arousal and so does being in character. People DO watch plots. Couples do anyways! It makes a woman more comfortable watching plot oriented film with her partner - porn that's made JUST for men can be a little degrading. (Degrading? Well, if that's what you call being covered in semen, urine and fecal matter is, then fine... I guess it can be. That's just FMJeff's collection, too. Also, those of you who watch porno flicks for the plots raise your hands. C'mon, get 'em up people. Not a single one of you, eh? Oh wait, there's the short kid in the pink shirt. Yeah, I'll bet you read PLAYBOY for the articles, too)

SC: You were a "Regional Training Coordinator" for HOOTERS. What, may I ask, does a "Regional Training Coordinator" for Hooters do other than hand out orange bicycle shorts and tight tank-tops to young, bangable ladies?

Jesse Jane: A regional training coordinator has a lot to do: open new stores, teach barcode classes, implement and organize the training files and help bring in new, young, bangable girls! (Translation: Find 'hot magnificent pieces of ass' and give orange bicycle shorts to said 'hot magnificent pieces of ass')


Yeah, you crawl for those hot wings. Hooters owners=geniuses.

SC: You have mentioned in previous interviews that you're into rock bands like POISON, KORN, METALLICA, and DISTURBED. If you could bang ONE guy from ONE of those bands, who would it be and why?.... and if you couldn't, would you settle for a reasonably attractive, tattooed smartass, with a mediocre penis, who runs a website and asks stupid questions to adult video chicks? (please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes)

Jesse Jane: I don't know which one I would choose and YES, YES, YES! (Woo Hoo! Me and my horribly average manhood aren't doomed after all. Actually, I should check to see how many dopey website assholes ask this question, because I may be getting all excited for nothing)

SC: You're hosting a weekly, interactive, web-based adult-biz talk show, DP tonight. We checked out a trailer for the older version of the show and after the first few minutes of inane, sexless, porno-chick-babble, we wanted to blow our brains out. What are you going to do as host that's different?

Jesse Jane: Well babe, I bring in new chicks all the time and we immediately get naked and have lots of fun exploring each others bodies and talents - NO MORE SMALL TALK!!! (All I caught was when she said 'babe'. I got all goofy after that)

SC: No one likes getting pooped on, especially when his/her sexual exploits are being captured on video. Describe, in detail, how a young gal such as yourself prepares for an anal scene...and just in case you HAVEN'T done an anal scene, how would one go about preparing for one?

Jesse Jane: Well, I don't do anal so I don't know how to prepare for it. It's not my thing! (SHIT! I'm zero for three now with this anal question. Maybe I should stop asking it? Nah, someone's bound to admit to taking it up the dumper)

SC: Is there anyone in the business you flat-out WILL NOT (or have been instructed not to) work with (male or female), and why?

Jesse Jane: No. (Well damn, that was concise)

SC: What was the biggest single payment you ever received for modelling? OK, now what's the biggest single payment you've received for doing adult videos? What did you spend the loot on?

Jesse Jane: I don't believe a lady should discuss her finances. End of story. But my career and financial plans are managed quite well. (ahh, the old 'none of your fucking business' response. A popular one with the ladies, it seems)

SC: **REMOVED FROM INTERVIEW** (That's right, this question was SO friggin' awful, I was asked NOT to post it or her answer. Honestly, I don't understand what was so terrible about what I asked, but that could very well be a sign of serious mental illness. You've seen the stupid questions I've asked other people, so if this one was SO bad it had to be removed, then maybe I really need to rethink my strategy with this whole '13 Questions' thing.

Nah, fuck that).

Jesse Jane:
Love ya!

Jesse Jane.

(Oh, and we LOVE you too. All of us. No really, we do. Seriously. I'm sending you an ear in the mail. Van Gogh-style. Actually, an ear, two fingers, and a toe. You know, once you get started with the whole self-mutilation thing, it's hard to stop. Plus a few of the other guys wanted in on the action too.)

Thanks to Jesse for being an excellent sport and answering some truly stupid (but entertaining...at least for us) inquiries. Also, thanks to the fine folks at Digital Playground for helping to set up this interview with Jesse!

Check out Jesse Jane's new film, Beat The Devil, available now!

Check out JesseLand.com, Jesse Jane's OFFICAL website, which at the moment doesn't have anything on it. Hopefully it will soon.