13 QUESTIONS WITH ADULT STARLET TRINITY

Getting these interview sessions with chicks who do porno (ie; 'porno chicks') is always fun. Today, we're having fun with Pleasure Productions' newest contract gal, Trinity. Now, you might ask what makes this young gal from Texas of American Indian and Italian descent so special? Well friends, she's ever-so-special because she's been contracted almost exclusively to do ANAL SCENES. That's right, she loves the dumper love... she digs the butt sex... she's cool with the cornholing... and it only took FOUR interviews to interview a chick that does anal... Woo!

Oh, and for the O&A fans: Trinity has also hooked us up with plenty o' WOW ME PHOTOS...which is nice, because as you know, you can't spell 'FUNBAGS' without 'F-U-N'...

Trinity was a fantastic sport with all of the moron questions she was thrown, and she only appeared to fall asleep at the wheel once (there's one answer that's a head-scratcher), so sit back, relax, and meet Trinity.

SteveC: Trinity, you've been contracted by Pleasure Productions almost exclusively to do anal scenes. Was the desire to be an anal maven a fairly recent occurance in your life or had it been an ambition of yours since your childhood years? (ie; when the teacher asked all the other kids in class what they wanted to be when they grew up, instead of saying "Doctor" "Astronaut" or "Ballerina"...did you say "I wanna be an Anal Queen"?

Trinity: No I believe I wanted to be gymnast or a actress I guess I am somewhere in the middle.

SC: Your online bio states that you fantasize about "having sex in the bathroom at a restaurant" You're now the second woman in two weeks to bring this fantasy up to us. What is it about having sexual relations in a small, cramped place, where people's bowels often discharge hot, brown, stinky death that appeals to you?

T: LOL Matbe it is the thought of people waiting on us to come out of the stall. thank you for bringing up how dirty it is in there maybe I will come up with a new desire!! (Hey, all I did was mention the fact that public restrooms often smell like human shit. That's like screaming "Hey look, the sky is BLUE!" You know, it's kind of obvious...LOL, LMAO, ROTFLMAO, HAHA...Clown Hat, Curly Hair, Smiley Face*...)

SC: Your bio also states that you love a guy who talks dirty to you. Do you mean "Oh yeah baby, suck it harder" kind of dirty talk, or "You tell anyone what I did you to and you're fucking dead" kind of dirty talk? What's the DIRTIEST thing any guy (or girl) has said to you during sex?

T: I like it when you call me a dirty slut kind of talk. I guess the dirtiest thing had to do with a horse but we wont talk about that. jk

SC: Trinity, you admit to having sex with FIVE guys simultaneously in your personal life (What a gal!). How exactly does a young lady service five eager young gentlemen without making one or two of those guys feel "left out"

T: Yeah you know there was two here and two there so no one really got left out. jk I believe that a couple of them were more on the voyeur side but joined alot.

SC: A lot of women in this business will say that they'd like to be in front of the camera for "a long time", but the reality is the shelf-life for girls in your line of work is relatively short. One day, your boobies will sag, and your butt may become a little too elastic. Have you established your "Plan B" for life after porn? If so, what is it?

T: I want to own real estate. And maybe teach dance.

SC: No one likes getting pooped on. Explain to us how a young gal such as yourself prepares for an anal scene.

T: It involves enimas and butt plugs. you know the rest of the story. (Wait! No I don't know the rest of the story!! Don't stop now! Oh man, It's taken four of these Q&A sessions to get this kind of response, and I'm still confused!! Oh well. At least she takes it in the fanny. That's still great news.)

SC: Hypothetical situation: You've just empited out your bank account to buy a new house on the beach so you can get a nice tan, and look even hotter in your movies, but on the way out of the bank, you're run over...and backed over...and run over again by a garbage truck. This tragic event leaves you mangled, crippled, and generally unpleasant to look at, thereby ending your career in porn. How is Trinity going to pay her bills?

T: Will you pay them??? (Sure, send 'em all over. I've got a nice thick book of 'Official FoundryMusic Blank Checks'. It's always fun to watch how many people try to cash them.)

(Alrighty...her answer to the next question baffles the ever-loving shit out of me, because I've read it easily a dozen times and can not for the life of me decipher what it means. See if you have any ideas...)

SC: Working in the adult industry (especially in front of the camera) can make it very difficult to maintain a relationship. Do you currently have a boyfriend? If not, would you consider a reasonably attractive, tattooed smartass, with a mediocre penis, who runs a website and asks stupid questions to adult video chicks? (please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes)

T: No I dont have a boyfriend I have lots and could use one more! (Yeah, ummm...What? Now, I THINK...I T-H-I-N-K she's saying is that she doesn't have ONE boyfriend; She actually has a bunch, and could use one more, but the way that's written makes my head spin in circles)

SC: In addition to being Italian, you're also of American Indian decsent. What's your take on all of these Casinos on American Indian reservations? Are they all big scams? How many "American Indians" are really benefitting from these things? (See? How's that for a non-goofy line of questioning?)

T: Many of the American Indians live in poverty and if the casinos help them why not. (Oh man, I was really hoping for an insightful response to this one, because it's been a much-debated... heated argument...for several years... that American Indians weren't really the people benefitting from Casinos built on Indian reservations. Oh well, I suppose I should have seen this one coming. I'm going to go pound a nail into my skull to relieve some of the pressure building up inside)

SC: Hypothetical situation: One night while you're performing as a featured act at a club on the East Coast, a short, meaty-breasted little bald man approaches you with $1000 cash in-hand and an HIV test that says "negative". The money's yours if you agree to have intercourse with him (and maybe relieve yourself on his chest) in his hotel room. .... A few seconds later, another gentleman approaches you with a contract worth $100,000 to star in a series of "Shovel-Blasted Bimbos" films, in which you would be hit once, if not repeatedly with snow shovels before engaging in coitus. Do you take the mushly little fella up on his offer, or are you getting smacked with a shovel for the big bucks?

T: I would definetly choose the little bald dude. (See?!? Now that's an answer! James, she's all yours my friend)

SC: If there was one person that you've met in the adult industry who you would trust with your life, who would that be and why?

T: Mark deSaint,my boss. He is a great guy tough when he needs to be and caring as well. I call him daddy.

SC: OK, if there was one person in the adult business you could feed to a grizzly bear just to watch him/her be consumed (without any reprocussions/lawsuits/consequences), who would it be and why?

T: Everybody has been really great to me so FAR so ask me that in a year. (Mark the calendars, folks. I'm going back in a year to ask this one again)

SC: Which would you prefer: A sex scene with the one and only Peter North, or a sex scene with Gina Lynn, who's wearing a realistic, flesh-colored, life-like Peter North-penis-shaped strap-on dildo?

T: Can I have both? (You most certainly CAN)

SC: You admit that 'reverse cowgirl' is your favorite sexual position, but we're assuming that's not a usual thing at home. We could be wrong though. I mean, do you find yourself bringing home guys and saying, "Hey babe...let's reverse cowgirl tonight!"?

T: No I suppose sometimes but not always I like to be in control.

See, that didn't sting too badly, did it? Much thanks goes out to Trinity for being a good sport through a barrage of dickhead questions (and only falling asleep at the wheel during one question). Let's all give her a round of applause, shall we? OK, on three...One-and-a-two-and-a-three... Start clapping.

Clap, fuckers.

Thank you.

Also, thanks to the folks at Pleasure Productions for hooking us up with Trinity.

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* denotes stupid, obscure South Park reference to episode in which Eric Cartman is chatting with pedophiles online.