RUBBING ONE OUT...WITH NAUGHTY ALLIE

(You could spend your entire life looking at smut online and not even see one tenth of what's available. The problem is that a lot of it is utter crap. Sub-par, generic, awful-looking, hooker porn shot in cheap motels with shit-stained sheets. How do you find the good stuff? You find people who know where the good stuff is...US. I don't think there's a person who works on this website or surfs this website that will deny looking at a TON of smut. We know more than most how much smut there really IS online. There's thousands upon thousands of websites and gigabyte after gigabyte of smut online.

So here's what we're going to TRY to do:

We're extending an OPEN INVITATION to young ladies (or old ladies - who gives a shit?) with their OWN adult websites to get some free promotion from us in exchange for putting up with a handful of silly questions. Here's what you do:
- Just EMAIL US at PLUGME@foundrymusic.com with your website address.
- We review your site (Ladies, it has to be YOUR OWN site. That's all we ask).
- If we dig you, we send you a batch of interview questions.
- You answer them.*
- We throw it up on the website. End of story.

This is the first of what we hope will be MANY of these li'l Q&A sessions. It's with a young gal named Allie. Allie from Naughty Allie.com, specifcially. She contacted us about a week ago, asking us to review her site, so we did. When we got up off the floor, and removed our sticky, soiled underpants, we agreed to send this beautiful young lady a bunch of questions, which she promptly answered. She's very cute, has big jugs, has lots of sex with other men and women, and gets nut blown all over her face... you know, the kind of chick you marry.

Oh yeah, and she'll answer our stupid shit.

Steve C: Out of ALL the smut that exists online, why should someone part with their $25.00 per month on your website?

Naughty Allie: There is a lot of porn online and I think it will only become more abundant in the future. My site is definitely different from the corporate porn sites that are online today. I’m not paid to have my pictures taken, neither is my husband or any of our friends. We do porn because we like to fuck. Although we are amateurs all of our photos and videos are very high quality for our members viewing. We always update our site with full-length videos instead of chopping them into small clips like most web sites do.
I think the thing that sets my site apart from every other porn site out there is the member interaction that I offer. I perform five live cam shows a week for my members. I do those shows on five different live cam networks so when my members want to switch it up a little they have access to over 400 other web girls live shows just for being a member of my site. Something I recently added to my site are 24/7 live streaming voyeur cams. I have four of them in my house so members can spy on me in my home. Since the cams are streaming, members are watching me in real time. The house cams are really cool and once again if you are tired of watching me taking a shower or cleaning my house topless my members have access to 18 other girls house cams. (yeah, because watching hot chicks get naked and shower gets really tiring, you know?)
My photo sets and videos consist of me alone, me with a partner, threesomes, foursomes and orgies. Since I’m bi-sexual the possibilities are endless.
A member of my site will always have something to keep them busy.
You should know Steve :-) (I was busy about four times the other night. Then my greasy fat hand cramped up.)



SC: Many of the videos on your site feature you having sex with men other than your husband or different women. While this is certainly commonplace in the realm of swinging and adult video, has there ever been someone you had to perform with who you were less-than-crazy about? Maybe someone who didn't wash his/her ass before the shoot? Someone with a bad attitude? Someone who you just weren't attracted to?

NA: Luckily that has never happened. My site is an amateur web site, which means we videotape and photograph us having fun with our friends. We are not getting paid to have sex so we don’t feel pressured to do anything that we don’t want to do. (OK, she might not be a hired performer, but let's be realistic. She IS generating money off this thing, and while it's not enough to quit the day job, it's still a source of revenue)

SC: How ruthless of a screening process to potential partners have to go through before performing with you in a scene?

NA: The screening process can be a little frustrating sometimes. We do have other jobs so we can’t travel anywhere at anytime so location is a big factor. We start with location and work from there. We use online adult swinger community sites to find people in our area and begin emailing back and forth with photos. Once we determine we are attracted to the other couple we give them a call and go out for drinks. Believe it or not personality is a huge factor. If we don’t like their attitude we will not get involved. We can spend a lot of time searching for the perfect fucks but it’s worth it :-)


Yes. That's Cereal C-E-R-E-A-L

SC: Out of all the Email from members you've responded to personally (a claim you make on your site), what is the DUMBEST inquiry one of your members has ever asked? (ie; the time you MOST wanted to reach into your computer screen and slap the bastard for being so dumb). You don't have to name names, obviously, but we know there's plenty of people with computer access who aren't playing with a full deck (hell, we enlist several of them).

NA: Yes, occasionally I get a very interesting email from a member. The most recent email that made me shake my head consisted of a members phone number in the subject line of the email and that was it. I realize that my site is an adult web site and people like to think common courtesy doesn’t apply but “Come On! “ I guess I was supposed to call him. (Sorry. My bad. That Email was also supposed to include a picture of my naked ass. I guess I forgot)
I also get a lot of emails with photo and video request from members. I love to hear new ideas from everyone but as you can imagine people can get a little too creative. Here is an email that I received from a new member:
Hi, I'm new member: do you take care about our desires? Mine are:
1) one (or more) clips about cumshots on your feet AND THEN SEEING YOU LICKING CUM ON THEM

2) one (or more) clips about cumshot on a sandal or flip flop, and then you licking cum on it

Foot fetish is the most common fetish in the world: do you like it? Hope you'll answer urgently and honestly.

I definitely respect the foot fetish lovers. My site isn’t a foot fetish site so I don’t think my other members would appreciate seeing these types of videos. Needless to say this guy wasn’t very happy when I told him this is something I probably wouldn’t be able to do.
I have to be honest with you, most of the emails I receive from members are really great and I love to receive them :-)


We SO need to figure out where chicks like this hang out

SC: Hypothetical situation: You're on a bed in a hotel suite with seven other lovely young ladies, videotaping a scene for your website. There's a crowd of guys watching the action, so there's probably a good 17-20 people in the room. All of a sudden, you smell the unmistakable odor that can only be attributed to a human fart. Do you:
1) Yell "Cut!" and seek out the offending party so that you may point and laugh at him/her?
2) Pretend like nothing happened and risk going down on the chick who just blasted one?
3) Join in and rip one yourself, creating a new fetish video?

NA: I would have to choose number 2. That has actually never happened to me. I think if I smelled a fart and I knew it came from one of the girls I was playing with I would maybe suck on a tit until the smell passed. Nature happens and I would never point at someone and laugh at him or her. I’ve been in many situations where a girl’s pussy would make a little noise and everyone would just giggle about it. Sometimes you just can’t help things. (Bullshit. Yes you CAN. Whether you're WITH someone who farts during sex, or YOU fart during sex, the mood is nuked. Shit smell destroys boners. Always)

SC: Like many people in the adult website business, you and your husband have day jobs. Obviously, the more popular your adult site becomes, the higher the chances of your respective bosses finding out about it and shit-canning you become. Given the flash-in-the-pan nature of so many adult sites, do you worry about this website getting to popular and jeopardizing your 'real' jobs?

NA: I did worry when I first started my web site but now I don’t even think about it. It’s very scary to think you can loose your job because you have sex, take pictures of it and put it up on a web site. I’ve always told myself if I get fired because of my web site then I’ll have more time to have sex :-) (I want to see the look on the landlord's face when you tell him you can't pay the rent because you're too busy fucking)

SC: Everyone has limits when it comes to what he or she will do on video. Some girls might not do anal, while some aren't to keen on the whole urination/scat video concept. Where does Naughty Allie draw the line?

NA: One thing that I won’t let anyone else do is fuck my ass. Jake, my husband is the only person that has my permission to fuck my ass. He knows my limitations :-) I’m not into the extreme fetishes so you will never find anyone pissing on me. Another thing that is off limits is double-penetration. It’s not because I don’t want to do it but because I’m a very petite girl and two cocks won’t fit snuggly into my pussy. (Wow, I am so glad I'm the only guy who doesn't have that problem. T'aint easy being a one-penis fella)

SC: On the home page of your site, you claim that you have "even placed a limit on the number of members I accept to my site to ensure that I am able to respond to the needs and requests of all my members."... Let's say, for the sake of discussion, your popularity explodes and you're faced with 10,000 repeat customers on a monthly basis. Do you tell the majority of them to get in line, or do you figure out a way to deal with them all and risk the one-on-one personal attention you're giving them now?

NA: I would definitely tell potential members to “get in line” because I think the one-on-one personal attention is what has made my site so incredible. I like to know when “Johnny” emails me that I know he is the one I talked to yesterday during my live cam show. I don’t want fifteen people named “Johnny” emailing me and I have to remember what I’ve talked to them about before. It’s so impersonal and that is not what I want my site to become.

SC: When you're taking a hot load of man juice to the forehead, nose, chin, or cheek, what's your thought-process at the exact moment of impact? Joy? Relief? Business-as-usual? Cash register sounds going off in your head? Do tell...

NA: The first thing I think is “Yeahhhh” I did it! It’s my goal when I’m having sex with a man. When the white sticky load hits my face or tits I know I did a good job :-) Mission accomplished! (I dunno. I asked a few women about this. One called me an asshole, the other one said that chicks are usually more concerned about getting it in their hair or on the sheets. Who knows? Maybe Allie's a real sport about the jizz)


Farts on the fairway...

SC: It seems that a lot of the couples you're having sex with on your site are folks you've met while at 'swinger parties'... when you're at these 'swinger parties', how does one (or how does a couple) enter into a conversation about banging your respective spouses on video? (basically, what's the move... is it one line that drives it home for you?)

NA: That’s a good question. The rules of the Swinging lifestyle are very sketchy sometimes. I treat it like dating. If after hanging out all night and I find another guy, girl or couple attractive I make sure to make a lot of eye contact. If I get the same response it’s almost a given that we are going to get together. I don’t think there is a line that can “drive it home” but more about body language. Also, Jake and I have to agree on the potential playmates. If Jake thinks the girl is very unattractive or I think the guy is not so hot then we bail out. But sometimes one of us has to take one for the team :-) (Wow, the guy has to act as the wingman for his wife? That's commitment)

SC: Would you ever consider making one of your lovely scenes with a couple of reasonably attractive, bitter asswipes, who run a website and ask dumbass interview questions?

NA: LOL, I definitely wouldn’t rule it out. I think the real question is, “Would you mind videos and photos of your naked body having sex with me posted all over the web? What would your Mother say?” (Jeff, this one is all yours)

That went well, don't you think? I mean, there's always that possibility that she's incredibly full of shit, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's being pretty up-front with her answers.

Visit Allie's site right now at: Naughty Allie.com. We're there at least once a night, watching her recieve a protein bath to the forehead.


Gals, remember...if YOU want YOUR WEBSITE up here, and you can handle a handful of moronic, demeaning, and potentially insulting questions. Email us at PLUGME@foundrymusic.com today!