13 QUESTIONS WITH BRANDY FROM BRANDYS-BOX.COM

As we continue on our never-ending quest to find hot ass to exploit and/or ridicule (whichever comes first...or naturally), we have stumbled upon Brandy from Brandys-Box.com, a lovely, petite, green-eyed, blonde, 21 year-old, southern gal who enjoys pizza, ice cream...and NOT getting naked. That's right, she's one of that select group of young ladies who have almost-naked-but-not-quite websites. She might not be making a mint, but she does have a loyal following. We think that merits a look-see into Brandy's Box. See what I did there? See, I made a joke using the title of her website to make a sexual joke, and imply that I was actually going to look into her... Oh, forget it, let's just thump her a little with some goofy questions...

Steve C: Brandy, with all of the endless gigabytes of smut on the internet, why should someone shell out $20 a month to see you almost-naked?

Brandy: Well it is 4.95 right now for a 3 day trial. People get to see me live on my webcam 3x a week, the site is updated 3x a week with many different things (journal entries, candid pics, videos, etc.) people also can interact with me through the chats and email. I am not huge like Jenna Jameson for instance, so I can take the time to email my fans and stuff like that.

SC: In the SHOP section of your site, you offer custom photo shoots for $125 and custom videos for $200 (proving their non-nude and non-pornographic). Let's say I wanted video of you in full chain mail body-armor, getting covered in Ragu meat sauce, and then thrown into a tiger cage. What would that run me?

Brandy: Nothing b/c I wouldn’t do it, I hate meat sauce, especially ragu J (I agree. Ragu is ass. Use Rao's if you can find it. Fucking ten bucks a jar. Good stuff though)

SC: You have a tattoo right above your rump that reads "Daddy's Girl". Does Daddy know what Brandy is up to on her website? How's he feel about it?

Brandy:NO!! (Holy shit. Don't you think he might find out? That'll be a fun night...I might charge admission to watch that blowout)


Hey Dad! Look!

SC: Hpothetical situation: On a whim, you decide to head to your local convenience store and buy yourself a lottery ticket. You scratch off the ticket to find you've won a million dollars (which, if you take the lump-sum payment, will amount to roughly 400 grand). You walk up to the counter to hand the nice gentleman (who you assume is of Pakistani descent) your ticket, and he says, "I'll give you the money if you show me your boobies"...do you give the guy a quick flash for the cash, or do you off er him a piece of your southern mind?

Brandy:I tell him to FUCK off and that I will get the money one way or another

SC: Who do you think will win the 2004 Presidential election, and why? Who will you be voting for?

Brandy:I think Bush will win, that doesn’t mean I want him to win, but he is very popular right now (from what I have seen and read) But I don’t care which one wins b/c it is highly unlikely either one of them will hold up to the things they said they would do. (Well, she's not a total yutz... but she still didn't tell us who she's voting for)

SC: Two part qestion: On your site, you claim to answer all of your email personally. A) is the money you're making THAT good that you could actually hire someone else to answer your email? and B) describe the DUMBEST email you've ever received from one of your members? (don't say there hasn't been one. Morons exist everywhere)

Brandy:I don’t know how much it would cost to have somebody answer emails, so I don’t know. The dumbest email was from this guy who wanted to meet me and lick my asshole, and then sit in on pictures being taken for the site. He offered me I think like 3000 to go meet him, I didn’t do it btw. (Ten bucks says it was Norton)


Would you eat chicken out of her dumper? Yeah, so would we.

SC: In the ABOUT ME section of your site, you admit to having a crush on Colon Farrel (we're assuming you mean Colin Farrell... or maybe you meant Secretary of State, Colon Powell). Anyway, let's say Colin Farrell approaches you with an inch-thick stack of hundred dollar bills. It's all for YOU if you agree to spend one night with him, humping like sea otters. Do you take him up on it, or tell the man of your dreams to piss off?

Brandy: Haha!! I’ve never noticed that before. I guess that’s what I get for having a foreign guy do my site J Well I would have to tell Colin Farrell NO. I’m not that kind of girl. I might think he is hot & even fantasize about having sex with him but when push comes to shove I’m just not that kind of girl.

SC: Multi-part Question - How old were you when you first realize you were attracted to women as well as men? What's the freakiest thing a woman has asked you to do in bed? What's the freakiest thing a guy has ever asked?

Brandy: I’m not sure when I realized it. I have always noticed good looking girls & have always fantasized about them. The freakiest thing a girl has ever asked me to do in bed: tie her up & spank her. Freakiest thing a guy has ever asked was for me to give him a rim job.

SC: If the President of the United States and the Vice President are both wiped out with laser-guided, explosive burritos, who becomes the President of the United States?

Brandy: Speaker of the house (Holy shit. Anyone else stunned that she knew that one? Yeah, I think she had help too).

SC: What's the most extravagant item someone has ever purchased for you on your "Wish List"?

Brandy: When I moved I let all my members know & I posted things that I wanted for my new place. Well I went to my box one day & had a package waiting for me. It was sheets, shower head and a blender. It wasn’t extravagant but it was the sweetest & I cant thank him enough!

SC: Do you have a fella? If not, how do you feel about a reasonably attractive, tattooed wiseass who asks dopey questions to chicks with websites?

Brandy: No I don’t have a fella L I love tattooed guys! Do ya have any piercings? I love them too. As for attractive I usually always fall for the tall, skinny, dorky guys. Your questions are the best I have answered so far. (Hmm... I wonder if pierced ears count. I used to be tall, really fat and dorky... so I guess I'm tall, skinny and dorky now. YES! I'm in! Someone buy my ass a plane ticket!)

SC: Hypothetical situation #2: A wealthy Asian adult film mogul approaches you (and whoever is making command decisions for your internet career) and offers you a three million dollar contract to do a series of adult videos. TWELVE over the course of two years, to be exact. The videos will only be seen in Asia (but there's always the possibility someone could pirate them and send them all over the internet)...but this is money you're not going to see by posing almost-naked. Do you take the offer or tell this guy (and his money) to go screw?

Brandy: No, I don’t care about other people doing porn, but I just couldn’t see myself doing it.


...and just in case you forgot what her ass looks like...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Scene. Make sure you check out Brandy's really hot, almost-naked, magnificent ass...and box... at BRANDYS-BOX.COM