13 QUESTIONS WITH IVY FAULKNER...OF PRIVATE IVY

In our never-ending quest to find lovely young ladies to exploit and throw snack foods at, we found ourselves going back to an old favorite…a young lady with an extensive modeling portfolio (her pictures are all over the friggin’ web), who has posed in a number of shots with a FoundryMusic T-shirt… Ms. Ivy Faulkner of PrivateIvy.com.

We threw thirteen glorious chunks of stupid at Ivy…and she came back with some great answers!

Steve C: Ivy, according to your website, your pictures are featured on well over 1200 websites worldwide. Don't you get worried about over exposure? Isn't there a fear that some pants-less, greasy-palmed web surfer will come across your photo and say to himself "Oh no, not THIS chick again" ?

Ivy Faulkner: LMAO, gosh I wrote that in my bio so long ago...who knows how many sites I'm on now! *winks* No, I don't have that fear...because the only place to find my naughtiest images and videos is on my site, so eventually they have to be like- damn! I've seen these teasers 1 too many times, guess I gotta join her site to see the Real Deal !! ....hehe

SC: Considering the thousands of adult websites that are on the 'net, and the gigabytes upon gigabytes of smut available, why should someone pay $20 a month to see you naked?

IF: Ahhhh.....the age old question ! Well, because of all those sites on the net, I'm in a much more rare group. I completely design, update and run my site myself ...so there's no mega corporation doing it. It's all me 100%. And I do know how to give my members what they want to see, not just crappy updates to keep it active and wanting for more ! My galleries are HUGE, Quality, Hi Rez pics 800 x 600 or larger and my videos are crystal clear. Over 10, 000 images and 100's of videos and updating weekly. I've joined other model sites and realized that I really do have more in my members area than the majority. On top of my own pics and videos, I know variety is the spice of life LOL so I also add daily galleries of the HOTTEST amateurs, pornstars and other models on the net , my girlfriends gallery section is Huge! There are over 300 Girls and Couples live on cam in addition to my weekly live show as well. I really do get to know my members through Live Cam, phone , IM and emails. I add funny crap like bloopers and behind the scenes videos or like last week I added 300 pics from my recent Atlanta trip of me flashing on the subways and then partying in the clubs, so aside from my pro and amateur pics, they really get to know who I am . So members of my site, while they do get LOADS of pics and videos, also get that personal touch :-)) (Clown hat, curly hair, smily face...sorry, South Park/NAMBLA episode reference)

SC: Describe if you would, a day in the life of Ivy Faulkner, from the moment you get up, to the time spent huddled in front of a computer, to the bathroom breaks, to the time you go go to sleep.

IF: Well, it's not as glamourous as you'd think! I'm up by 7AM every morning and on my computer doing site updates, etc. until about lunch. If I've been updating my other hot models sites and staring at their nekkidness for too long, well ....then I might have to skip lunch and just break out one of my favorite toys:) Of course, I never let a moment like that go unnoticed, so I'd likely turn on my camcorder to capture it for my members *grin* Then I'm back to being a total computer nerd , editing images , formatting videos, and all that boring stuff noone wants to hear about. I usually crash about midnight...take a few phone calls from my members and then off to dreamland ... (actually, I didn't think it was glamorous at all - I was curious to see if she was spending as much time updating a website as I was...which she IS)

SC: You look amazing now, but one day in the future, your boobs are going to sag and your butt will get chubby...and there won't be as many people lining up to look at your unmentionables. Are you banking on early retirement, or are there other projects you want to work on in the future that don't require you being naked?
Ivy makes me want to shower...

IF: I'm definately prepared for that day...though I hope to have many more years in front of the camera. Last year I started designing, hosting and updating sites for other models and really do enjoy that. So when my time is up, I'll bow down to the younger hotties and enjoy being their Webmistress :-)

SC: You're featured on Gene Simmons' official website as a "Lady In Waiting"... Did Gene contact you for a date after you submitted those? Let's say he DID...and requested your company in his hotel room while on tour, would you meet up with the old fella and give him a rub and a tug?

IF: OMFG !! Now that is a story to tell !! hehe I submitted those pics just to get published in his "Tongue" Magazine (don't you know us girlies always have alterior motives? hehe) And yes, I got a phone call one day. It was Gene and he was letting me know about his tour coming up local to me with Aerosmith. Let me just say that there was a proposition...well actually more like an assumption made on his part that I was interested and would be one of his groupies.....which was most definately not the case. Their music rocks, but no way in HELL I would be meeting him in his hotel room....from his reply I think I was the first to turn him down....poor baby LOL (Ladies, take note - winding up on Gene's website immediately gains to access to his li'l black book/palm pilot/rolodex/whatever)

SC: You're also maintaining several websites for several other young ladies. Is it just you updating all of these, and how much of your day is devoted to updating and marketing these various young ladies?

IF: I spend at least 6 hours a day working on site updates for all the models in my network and doing promotion for them, etc. I'm very picky about who I will do a site for, since it is just 100% me doing all the work and I can only take on so many...... so I only have The HOTTEST girlies which makes my job a lot easier.....this way I never get bored looking at all their nakedness...hehe (Neither do we. Nakedness = Nice)

SC: What was the most money you've made for a modeling gig, and what did you spend the loot on?

IF: Oh, my !!! You mean I am supposed to be making money with this? (Bah…another one who avoids the money question… I’ll get one of these gals to break eventually)

SC: OK, now which assignment/modelling job made you re-think your entry into this biz (ie; was there ever a modelling experience that made you curl up into the fetal position, shivering, and crying like a baby?)

IF: I don't think I've ever had anything horrific like that happen...but I could really tell some stories about well known photographers that come onto models, etc. etc.

SC: Hypothetical situation: an eccentric middle eastern millionaire approaches you to appear in a series of adult videos. You will earn two million dollars after taxes for a series of FIVE videos titled Please Poo on my head Vol. 1 - 5 As you can probably imagine, the subject matter of these videos revolves around poo, the consumption of, and copulation in and around poo. Do you suck it up and take the money, or tell Mr. Moneybags where he can shove his crappy video idea?

IF: not no, but HELL no!! Now there are many things that a girl wouldn't normally do but for the right amount of money may consider, but that is NOT one of them ! (Oh, Come ON... what's a little poo between friends?)

No poo for me, Nothankyousir...

SC: When Ivy is drinking socially, what's her beverage of choice?

IF: White Zinfandel or Something fruity like a wine cooler or a Strawberry Marguirita

SC: OK, now when Ivy is drinking herself blind/unconscious, what's her poison?

IF: Bud Light in a bottle...since I don't drink often it only takes a few for me to really let my hair down :)

SC: If we were to sneak into your house and rifle through your porn collection, what kind of smut would we find in your stash?

IF: I have a file cabinet full of Mags but the bulk are my favs....Gallery & Penthouse

SC: Hypothetical situation #2: You're outside mowing the lawn on a hot, sunny day on your southern estate. Suddenly, you loose your footing on a patch of dew-filled grass, and your feet slide underneath the rotating mower blades. You survive this horrific ordeal, but you're severely mangled from mid-thigh down. How is Ivy going to pay the bills now that she's been relieved of her legs?

IF: (leaving it blank – couldn’t think of an answer for this one)

SC: Which southern delicacy (fried or otherwise) would you say is your favorite (meaning you could eat it every day, and never grow tired of it?

IF: While I'm 100% southern girl with the accent to boot......I'm really not that big on fried foods....too greasy! I much prefer pasta and my favorite which is Snow Crab legs with Hot melted butter.....yummy!

OK, now which southern dish sends you sprinting to the bathroom in agony, clenching your butt for dear life?

IF: Southern food doesn't ever do that to me, but my favorite Chinese (sesame chicken) will do it every time.

I can't picture he with the runs, can you?

SC: Everyone is bound to stumble a bit on the road to fortune and glory, and mistakes are bound to be made. If there's one mistake/error in judgement you could go back in time and rectify in your own career, what would it be?

IF: Coming into modeling after years of working in Corporate America, I've tried very hard to run my modeling career like any other business. So, I've avoided many mistakes most models make like shooting for content companies and having your images spread all over the net, etc. I've been very picky about who I shoot with and who has images of me. Before I opened PrivateIvy.com I had only posed to Playboy style nudity ..so Noone has content of me beyond that level. I did however make the mistake of trusting another female in this industry and shooting with her and got scammed pretty bad on that deal. She put up a website and tries to make people think it is mine and it only has a handful of images. (We think it's THIS ONE... Private Wendy?) But, I'd have to say that's the only regret I have. I've traveled all over the US, met lots of awesome people and am having a blast sharing myself with my members.....realeasing my "Private" side is my outlet and I'll continue on ...there is so much I haven't shared yet !! *GRIN*

Thanks so much to Ivy from PrivateIvy.com. for putting up with our shit, and answering honestly (at least we HOPE she answered honestly).. Be sure to check out her site, and crank out a batch or two!

Then...umm, wash up...just in case you get some on yourself