13 QUESTIONS WITH ADULT STARLET TAYLOR WANE

About a week ago, we received an Email from Taylor Wane asking if we'd like to review her movies on this site in the REVIEWS section. Without batting an eyelash, we fired back a resounding "YES!!!"... Then, after batting our eyelashes a few times, we realized WHO she is. Now, you might know here from her outstanding work in adult cinema (Hell, who could forget her riveting performance in Pussyman's Big Boob Heaven 2?...Not us, that's for damn sure). In addition to being a veteran of the porn biz, she's also been seen hanging around Mr. Gene Simmons of KISS in recent months (which we assumed to be the result of her pictures winding up on his website). That right there was enough fodder for ONE dumb question, at least. We politely asked her if she'd be interested in an interview, and she agreed. What follows is the result of what happened with the asinine questions we shot over to her...

Steve C: While many female adult performers get pulverized and chewed up in the adult business, you've been able to navigate the adult industry for fifteen years now. Is getting naked and having on-camera sex as thrilling as it always was, or has this become a 'job' yet?

Taylor Wane: Sex is generally thrilling even if it comes under the umbrella of work. I started having sex very young (I was the aggressor of that) so the business has just been a great way for me to earn a living and vent all my sexual energy. As I get older I get even more adventurous in my sexual pursuits so its all good. I haven't gotten jaded yet, dick still feels great in my little wet hole. (heh...she said 'little wet hole')



SC: Last year, you won the Unofficial world record for most Karma Sutra positions in under 60 seconds for Britain's The Unofficial Sexual World Records. Out of ALL of those odd positions, which is your favorite?

TW: They were all hot but I guess I will pick the doggy position which is called something else in the karma sutra but i can't remember the official karma sutra name for it. It was a real hoot trying out for that world record. I remember i was kinda nervous I wouldn't break it and so happy that I did. It was a fun challenge. (I say 'Kama'...You say 'Karma'... I say 'po-tay-to'...You say 'po-tah-to'... which is cool, you know, 'cause you're English and all)

SC: OK, now with which position are you most likely to sustain serious back injury/paralysis


Bring on the Kama Sutra!

TW: All of them when you do them in less than 60 seconds. Do not try this at home.

SC: With all the pornography on the internet, and the thousands upon thousands of pornographic websites that exist, why should someone pay $30 to subscribe to your site?

TW: There is a lot of pornography on the internet for free, that's for sure. However, they can't find a personal touch or reach someone real by looking at that free stuff. I provide a way for my fans to reach me personally and share new photos of me and my life with them. I give them a sense of knowing that I am there for them, whether it is to provide sexual fulfillment or just if they want to come chat with me and say hi.

SC: Many of the people in the adult business we speak to describe the porn industry like this big machine, churning out hours and hours of adult material every week...so much so, that it seems almost impossible to absorb all of it. Other than the really big names (Jenna Jameson, most notably), are there any more millionaire porn stars, or is that a foreign concept in 2004?

TW: Quite honestly, it depends on how do you define a Millionaire. If it is defined by investments, assets and real estate combined then you just found another. I have not asked other stars questions about their wealth but I do know that there are other girls out there that have made an awful lot of money in the industry. The smart ones have invested it wisely and some have bought real estate.

SC: We can't help but notice that within a week or so of you being featured in the Ladies In Waiting section on Gene Simmons' website, you were being photographed with him at a number of public appearances. How long after submitting your photos to his website were you contacted by Gene? Describe, if you would, a garden variety date/night on the town with Mr. Simmons (where do you go, what do you talk about, all that good stuff).

TW: Mr Simmons is by far one of the most Charming men I have ever met. He stands when you stand at a table, he opens the door for you, he doesn't eat until you eat, he is polite, witty and very intelligent. He compliments you often and makes a woman feel very special. I think many men today could learn a lot from Gene Simmons. Guys have forgotten that woman are romantics and love it when we are treated like princesses. This is the quickest and easiest way to win our hearts and get in our pants. Women may want equal paying jobs but they still want a man to be a gentleman. Conversation with Mr Simmons is always interesting as he is a vast encyclopedia of knowledge. I am always impressed by his knowledge of the world and history, he's a super smart guy. A date with Gene, is quite heavenly. (Wow. Talk about a contrast. The last woman we asked that question to couldn't hang the phone up fast enough. Sounds like Gene's quite the charmer...Sorry, Sorry... "Mr. Simmons")


Yup. One more reason to be jealous of this guy.

SC: A starry-eyed eighteen year-old girl approaches you at a convention one day and says "Taylor, I really really really want to be a porno star. What advice can you give me to help me on my way?" which of the following (if any) responses would be most appropriate?

a) "Eat right, Work out every day, and save every penny you make, because you're not going to be young and good-looking forever, kiddo"
b) "Anal. It's all about the anal. Now go buy yourself a massive butt plug and get to work"
c) "Finish school. Go to college. Learn a trade. Run away from this business as fast as your bony little legs will carry you"
d) "Get a boob job, lose 30 pounds, have that chin and nose shaved down, and then maybe someone will return your calls"

TW: I'm not sure any of your options sound like a respond I would give, except that I would say 'save every penny you make'. Never do something on film that you wouldn't do in your personal life. If you sell your soul, you will never recover. The industry can be fun, and light hearted but you have to be strong, and bold and not let anyone talk you into anything that is not up your alley. Only do what pleases you and always be picky about who you work for and who you work with. Never be afraid to say NO! Be true to yourself. If you think you look great with that bump on your nose, then screw who ever tells you to have a nose job. Love yourself first, and then others will see your beauty. And if you are unsure, come back and ask me again!

SC: You hire/book models for photo shoots as well. Let's say I'm looking for half a dozen busty young women to come to my house, dress up in multi-colored clown wigs, fornicate with one another, and throw chunks of slow-roasted hot wings at each other. I'll take a few Polaroid shots of the event, of course. What's something like that going to run me (ballpark figure, that is)?

TW: I am not an agency and I do not hire girls out for jobs nor do I give referral's. I run my own photo studio and license the photo sets to top magazines like Gallery, Juggs, Hustler, Fox, Gent, D cup, etc Girls who come to work for me, are here with me. I own and run my own production company so when i hire girls they are coming to work for me, not someone else. I direct all my movies and hire the crew. I call the shots about my movies and what happens and who gets to be in them. I also get to say what food gets on my set and chicken wings are not allowed. The damn sauce on them stains the furniture and the bones could choke my dog if some dumb ass gives my dog the bone to eat as well as the fact people might start farting with all the hot sauce. No one wants to fuck and fart at the same time. (well, I don't know about YOU, missy... but farting is a prerequisite for fucking in my house! There's nothing quite like the smell of sweat, vagina, and human waste while trying to maintain an erection. Sheesh... Good answer though. Still, what's that going to cost me?)

SC: Taylor, you are a lovely gal with some big, delicious hooterific bosoms (all on a five-foot, one-inch frame, which is miraculous enough). However, one day your boobs will sag and your butt will get all raisin-like, and your asking price will unfortunately go down (even though you still may be willing to...sorry, bad joke)... What is Taylor Wane going to do for a living once father time rears his ugly head and does a tap dance all over her magnificent body?

TW: What a gross depiction of aging. (Count on it, sugarplum) Even though I do not intend to strip for the camera when I am old and gray I hate the way people defile older folk with such words. Its cruel and unnecessary. However, back to me and what will I do with my saggy aging ass and pendulum tits when I am old and gray. ('saggy aging ass and pendulum tits'?... ha...and she calls ME cruel) As I mentioned, I own and run a photo studio and production company. In my photo studio, I rarely do shoots on my self other than updates for my website. Most of the shoots are of other young ladies for major mens publications as well as calendar companies, head shots, etc, etc. It's a fully functional photo studio that earns money without Taylor Wane stripping off. Also, my production company will also produce features highlighting other new models. I will be able to survive fine without performing myself. I'm a business woman and I always look at a multitude of ways to earn money from now until I retire without actually having to strip myself.

SC: You did your first DP scene in late 2001/early 2002. Considering that many of the newcomers in the business are being puked on, choked out, and getting huge things stuffed in their butts on camera, do you ever feel the need to step it up a little? (meaning, do you think we'll ever see a video in which Taylor Wane shoots brocolli from her privates?)

TW: I have never found it necessary to have to stoop to this level of depravity. There is a need of all kinds of porn and all kinds of porn stars. I do not intend on becoming one that vomits or takes 20 dicks in my ass at once. My movies still rank high without this kind of activity. (This response makes me think some chick actually got 20 dicks up there once. Ten bucks says she was German)


Kind of looks like she MIGHT have some broccoli up there in this shot.

SC: Hypothetical situation: One sunny afternoon, a California highway patrolman pulls you over for driving topless (hey, it could happen), and asks for your driver's license and registration. Generally, women don't like men to know how old they are, regardless of how attractive they might be, so you need to think up a plan to get this guy's mind off your license...and fast. Do you stomp on the gas and speed away in a panic? Offer him sweet, sweet love? Throw your wallet into busy interstate traffic? How are you going to distract this guy?

TW: To be quite honest, I hate the idea of breaking the law and getting in trouble. So even though my tits are out and that's illegal, i just hand over my license and smile and hope he is kind enough to not cuff me and take me in.

SC: If you could honor one of your fellow performers/directors with a bronze statue, who would it be and why?

TW: Lee Stone as he is a super stud :-) (You heard the lady! Someone find this Stone fella and cover him in bronze...ASAP!)

SC: OK, if you could DROP a bronze statue on one of your fellow performers/directors, who would it be and why?

TW: Not sure I dislike anyone that much. So i can't think of one person i would do this to.

SC: Considering all of the rampant file-sharing that goes on with the internet, if you found a website or a service that was distributing huge chunks of video featuring you, charging for it, and not cutting you a monthly check, would you do anything to hinder the process, or would you chalk it up as free promotion?

TW: If i did not own the videos, then I could do nothing. If they were my company's videos in which I own the exclusive rights to, I would get an attorney and go after them.

SC: Hypothetical question #2: A short, pale, mushy, bald man approaches you with (and offers you) a briefcase filled with money (upon closer inspection, you estimate it to be roughly 15 million dollars in cash. He tells you that he's casting an adult feature...an all-girl orgy... and he'd love for you to be in it. However, the video will be shot in Brazil, and while he's 90% sure all of the other girls in the shoot have perfect bills of health, there's always a chance one of them could be... infected...with something. Do you take the money and the risk, or tell Mr. Moneybags to stick his loot where the sun don't shine?

TW: I tell money bags to stick his loot where the sun don't shine cos guess what. No one would offer that kind of money anyway (That's why we called it 'hypothetical'). If it's too good to be true, then its bullshit. I don't work with anyone that is not regularly tested, women or men must present a recent clean bill of health. There is no amount of money worth risking your health for. (You sure? Fifteen mil. is awfully tempting...)

SC: Do you currently have a boyfriend? If not, would you consider a reasonably attractive, tattooed smartass, with a mediocre penis, who runs a website and asks stupid questions to adult video chicks? (please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes)

TW: LOL, what do you consider mediocre? (mediocre = attached to said person)

Bravo. Taylor held up pretty well and proved to be one of the smarter women in the adult video profession we've hooked up with. Not THE smartest (Victoria Zdrok ran away with that one), but definitely up there.

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Thanks again to Taylor for weathering the stupid-storm. Now, let's get her a sandwich. She's awfully think in one of those shots.

Also, you can see Taylor in the VIDEO FOR GENE SIMMONS 'FIRESTARTER' (She's in a shiny pink top, standing next to Gene about 20 or so seconds into the video)

*All photos courtesty of Taylor Wane. Used with permission.