13 QUESTIONS WITH LINDA FROM LINDAMIGHT.COM

I honestly don't recall how I stumbled across LindaMight.com (I think someone Emailed me a link), but I do remember when I first saw the site, and saw the first shots of Linda's...shall we say... 'endowment'... I was shocked more than I have been shocked in a long time. Hell, let's just call this 'endowment' what it is...

It's a clit. It's a HUGE clit. Linda has an enormous, fleshy clitorous that looks like big chunks of chewed-up BIG LEAGE CHEW hanging from between her legs.

Her nips are also enormous. If you think pencil-eraser nips are impressive, wait until you see the asparagus tips Linda calls nipples.

I saw the site, and I knew I had to contact her to ask her a handful of stupid questions. It turns out Linda is a middle-aged woman with a regular day job, and has been doing this website thing for five years, and along with her husband George, is one of the handful of women who has managed to sustain a successful home-based adult website for a significant amount of time.

I must have sent these questions to Linda a month ago. We JUST got them back, and thankfully her answers were candid and informative... Hit it Delores!

Steve C: Linda, you and your husband George have been publishing provacative images online since the late 1990s. Do you ever have trouble coming up with new and creative ways to titilate your members? Do you ever feel like you're pumping a dry well?

Linda: When we started this website back in 1999 we actually did it as a result of our free site crashing all of the time due to heavy traffic. It was then that I decided to either stop showing my "stuff" or actually pay for a website and bandwidth. I decided to charge $9.00 a month to start. We figured we would see how it went. It went CRAZY!!! We had to buy more and more bandwidth, get larger hosting packages, etc. Our price went up, as our member size went up. We had originally thought we would run the site for one year. And it is now five years later and we are still going strong. As far as coming up with new and creative ways to titilate our members......I thought we would have run out of ideas years ago! But....with George's imagination, and his and my kinky side...we evolved and our photography improved and the members kept giving us more and more ideas.


must be for the troops; get home safe, fellas!

SC: With all of the adult material online and the thousands of pornographic websites on the internet, why should someone plunk down $25 a month for your website (other than to gaze at your enormous clit and nips, that is)?

Linda: Hmmmmmmm.....I think the answer is this....there are some sites out there that advertise big clits, huge clits, large clits, etc. etc. and when you actually go into the members area, there is nothing at all about any woman who has a big clit. I have had so many websites PIRATE my images for their own gain and I have to tell you, I go after these people and have won quite a sum of money with my tenacious pursuit of thieves. I am, to my knowledge, the only one out here that can say that when we advertise a woman with a big clit.....it's real....:)

SC: After doing a website like yours for so long, you must get some interesting requests from your members. While I'm sure that most of your fans are fine, upstanding members of the community, we all know there are some sick bastards out there. What's the most odd/awful/depraved request you've ever received from a fan?

Linda: I think the oddest request I received was that one member wanted to purchase my old worn tennis shoes. Then he went on to request I give him a price for all of my old clothes. I am not sure but I think he may have wanted to auction them off or...maybe he wanted....um.....heck I have no clue what he wanted....haha. I declined. The worst request was a one for some home made "scat" movies and pictures....where I would squat on a picture of his face. Uh...er.....hello?

SC: Linda, you have two degrees, one in business, another in finance, and according to the BIO on your website, you are a financial advisor. You have also appeared in a number of magazines, including Hustler. Do you ever worry about people with whom you deal with professionally finding out about your website, or are people generally pretty accepting of your online activities?

Linda: Worry? Me? Moi? YOU BET! Needless to say, I remain quite elusive in my pictures and videos and those who don't like it because I am not necessarily recognizable....well......sorry....but I have a "white collar" job that conflicts with my "black collar" persona.

SC: If we were to rummage through your own personal smut collection, what type of porn would we find under your bed, in your underwear drawer, strewn about the bedroom, etc.

Linda: This may seem hard to believe, but we have no porn in the house other than the copies of the magazines I was featured in such as Hustler twice, ForePlay, Swingers and Over 40. And these mags are locked in our safe. George has a small disk of pictures he has collected over the years and I have none. I never look at porn...and that is the honest truth. Reason being...I don't want to ever think I came up with an idea that was created by someone else. My porn is from me......not a copy of something...:) And with all of the porn that we have of ourselves.....who has time?

SC: While the market for old-lady porn isn't enormous, it is a viable genre, and there is a demand for that kind of material. Do you think you'll be producing adult videos/content as you enter your 50s and 60s?

Linda: Do I think I will be producing adult content in a few years...(I mean I am not a spring chicken now)...well...I guess the answer is "yes...cuz I am practically there now!". I'll keep going as long as gravity doesn't keep going.....so to speak. But when I look in the mirror and I don't like what I am seeing....it's my clue to stop....and retire from the adult industry. I'll always be able to "remember when".

SC: Hypothetical situation: One day, one of your kids calls you up and says "Mom! Great News! I was just hired by an international adult video production company, and they're going to fly me to Brazil to make a series of adult videos, and I'm going to make $250,000 for a month's work of work!" Now, considering that STD testing in Brazil can be somewhat lenient, do you wish your pride and joy the best of luck on making their fortune, or do you forcefully cripple them and prevent them from going?

Linda: I would do everything I could to stop them simply because I would never do it and I have tried to instill my values in my children. I don't swing and I don't think that someone who beds anybody and everybody for fun or profit is thinking too clearly. But could I prevent them from going? No....they are grown adults themselves.

SC: Your clit is three inches long; Obviously, any fella who isn't expecting it is going to be in for somewhat of a shock the first time he heads down there. What was the most shocked response you ever received (from a man or woman) as a result of your 'endowment'?

Linda: George sounded like Homer Simpson looking at donuts when he first saw it. I had told him it was marble size just to prepare him...he had no idea that I was under-estimating the size at the time. I didn't want to scare the crap out of him...hahahaha. (D'oh!!!)
My female friends in school used to look at me and wonder just what they were looking at because back then...the clitoris wasn't really talked about....and in most women...it's hard to find. So yeah, I've been called a Goddess clear down to a Freak. I don't care....I'm me and it's how I was made....unique.


You want my what? My undies? Well, alright.



SC: You have large, hooterific, dare I say...hypnotic...bosoms, and nipples that rival the (former) twin towers in size. It's probably safe to say that men find themselves gazing at your chest fairly often. Have your nips ever been able to get you out of a parking ticket? Free gas? Free groceries?

Linda: What's a parking ticket? I have to tell you that four times I was upgraded to first class when flying,,,,,because of my "pretty smile".....and "electrifying eyes".....when they looked up at my face..:) (Man, I need to get some big boobs...and not just these man-boobs...then I'll get upgraded too! ... just like Linda)

SC: There's a series of photos on your site that feature you and a fucking machine. Now, a jackhammer-powered dildo might seem like a fantastic idea in theory, but in reality has the potential to cause some serious problems...namely internal bleeding. Other than the fucking machine, have there ever been times when you've risked serious bodily harm all for the sake of getting off?

Linda: The fucking machine is great fun... wouldn't want to straddle it if I was drunk though. (but I never drink so that's not an issue). I've not risked bodily injury for the sake of getting off but I'll be darned if I didn't get a horrible infection from getting my nipples pierced! NEVER AGAIN! (the only thing I got out of that was 'never drink' and 'nipples pierced'... I'll have to re-read)

SC: In terms of sheer numbers, there are a lot more people doing their own personal adult websites, and charging admission. Obviously, you have been at it much longer than most, but is anyone getting rich from having her own adult website these days, or has the web just been flooded with homegrown smut? (if you had to start from scratch and put up your own adult site TODAY, would you do it?)

Linda: To me, most porn sites look like every other porn site. The models all look the same, and the designs are almost identical. The sheer number of sites out there is astonishing. I cannot imagine that if someone wanted to start a porn site today they would have much of a chance unless they had something "unique". Even five years ago, the key to the success of my site was that I was different and I didn't look like anyone else anywhere. Same thing applies today. And I would put it up again today because of the very same reasons. I have had people ask me if I thought they would do well with a porn site and I tell them the same thing....if you don't have anything that will "flash" and set off bells and whistles and get a few guys to say "c'mere...you gotta see this!"....don't bother.


I was nine when my boobs were big enough to do this



SC: Hypothetical situation #2: A short, pale, mushy, bald man approaches you with (and offers you) a briefcase filled with money (upon closer inspection, you estimate it to be roughly 3 million dollars in cash)..and it's being offered to you TAX FREE. He tells you that he's casting an adult feature...and he wants you to star in it. The video will be called "POO, POO, AND MORE POO" and would require you to be covered with copious amounts of, you guessed it... poop. Would you suspend your aversion to scat material and take him up on his offer or tell mr. Moneybags to go screw?

Linda: The short bald guy would have to go take a hike. I would never do something that disgusts me and that is on my list of major disgusts! (Sorry Jim. I tried, man)

SC: How do you feel about the government's recent crackdown on indecency and adult material? If half a dozen agents knocked on your door one day and told you to shut down your website or risk getting fined and/or incarcerated, would you take it offline, or would you stand up for your right to display your massive clit?

Linda: I am proud of my site and even more proud of the fact that I am totally 100% legal and pay taxes on every penny earned. If the government shut us all down, I would say..."okay....it was fun....but my family and home are more important".

Thanks Linda for sharing your thoughts and your enormous nips and meat curtains with us. Truthfully, Linda sent a BUNCH of much more graphic photos along with her interview, but some were just a little too much for even OUR fragile minds. If you'd like to see more of Linda, you should really just check out her website. We did... and now we're hungry for a nice hot roast beef sammich

Ma'am, is that a roast beef sandwich?