TWISTED VISION 2
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Cheerio lads, Colonel Miles Wetpants here, with Pitumbo, my trusty
darky, as always. For this exciting installment we come to you live and
direct from an intriguing land of history and mystery, Iraq. A quaint
nation of immense human history; where Adam first banged Eve, site of
the first brotha on brotha crime, and where Abraham first realized the
size of his own nose, and lead his people to paradise. Cut out of the
Ottoman Empire with an utter disregard of ethnicity or tribe by my dear
ol’ chum Winston Churchill, this has proved to be his never-ending
practical joke to the world, thanks Winnie. We are here to witness
democracy in bloom, as Iraqi’s nationwide, male and female participate
in another monumental round of elections. As they leave their
respective polling stations with smiles as wide as the Euphrates and
dark stained fingers, there’s no telling if they just voted or paid a
back alley visit to Tippy Tom.
While in Baghdad, it is clear that Western Culture as seeped
into this exotic land, as we paid a conjugal visit to a nearby XXX
Shoppe. We picked up a copy of
Michael Stefano’s Twisted Vision #2,
and this film left me utterly speechless. Shot in only first person
perspective, this flick brings you five quite fit lasses, who are
propositioned in some “real world” scenario and end up going to town
with this lucky lad. As cliché and common that this technique is used
in porn, surprisingly these dialogue scenes are extremely randy, thus
seem reasonable. These gals are either working a regular job, or maybe
going for a little swing at a local playground, and somehow end up on
the counter of their coffee shop, ass up and receiving the best 8
inches of tip in her life. With plenty of fellatio, anal, cowgirl,
reverse cowgirl, and ass to mouth, this flick will please the masses.
The highlights by far are the two scenes staring
Tory Lane and
Nautica Thorn.
Tory Lane
stars as an endearing young manicurist, who flirtatiously takes on one
last customer for the day, Tory is a stunningly hot brunette with
probably the finest pair of 34 D’s this side of the Thames. The bitch
sucks a mean dick, rides it like a champ, and gives the camera the
hottest little facial expressions, jack material for years my friends.
Also the scene with a fine young oriental gal by the name of
Nautica Thorn
is also quite exhilarating, and along the same lines, very hot broad,
with obvious skill in her craft. This film brought a tear to my eye, I
just wish Uday or Qusay could have seen this one.