ASSAULT THAT ASS 10
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Starlets: Jessi McCarthy, Rachel Luv, Ricki White, Chelsie Rae, Lorelei Lee
Jessi McCarthy is an amazingly hot blonde who I'm assuming took the name because she looks like her namesake. She starts off wearing this AWFUL neon orange outfit. Luckily we know it'll be off as fast as you can say Assault That Ass. Oh I'm good. Some spankage gives way to getting violated with a butt plug. BUTTTT PLLLUGGG. Crap, her balloon-knot is getting hit like the white guy in a fight and her neon fishnets are still on. Guess you'll have to deal.
Looking VERY Marilyn Monroe,
Lorelei Lee has the daunting task of dealing with Michael Stefano and his raging hard-on. Apparently Mikey isn't happy with the way she looks and smears her red lipstick all over her face. Now she looks like she's in a Max Hardcore sceneā¦aside from the fact that she doesn't look 16 and Stefano isn't a creepy white-haired deviant. Still a solid performance, haha.
I'm pretty sure
Ricki White has never done a scene with less than two cocks punishing her. Going out on a limb here, but here's guessing she's got issues with monogamy.
Chelsie Ray's hair is so pretty I'm barely noticing how badly director Mark Wood is ramming is member down her throat. Okay, I'm over it. What Chelsie lacks in titties she makes up for in facial beauty. Not particularly a stand-out scene, but still worth a viewing.
What the hell is with the neon clothes? Are they glow in the dark? If you're a whore, do you even need that? Just have the guy get hard and feel around for a hole, you're letting him in everywhere anyway. It's good
Rachel Luv isn't in the dark though, otherwise we wouldn't be able to see her get reamed. Wait, they should do a porn with nightvision, like
Silence of the Lambs, minus the whole tuck thing. That's the ticket.