SEASONED PLAYERS 2
WATCH 'SEASONED PLAYERS' ON DEMAND NOW! Starlets: Nina Hartley,
Friday,
Kristine Madison,
Monique,
Sara Jay I’m pretty sure that every day,
Tom Byron has more girls lick his balloon knot than the rest of California combined. In his defense, it’s not like he’s making them do something horrible, he keeps a nice house. But I wonder, when they are agreeing to be in his films, is there a special page that they sign off on saying they’re cool with eating ass? Is it just implied at this point? These are the things I wonder about. Fuck politics.
Our opening act is
Sara Jay, a 29 yr old with a couple extra pounds. She’s ho-hum but I’ll give her points for wearing a suit. Question: At what point do you decide you’ve had enough cocks? 500? 1000? Never?
The second seasoned player goes by the name of
Friday…and looks just like Blair from
The Facts of Life. She munches on Tom Byron’s asshole, which, in case you wondered, was not served at
Edna’s Edibles. But this is for sure- Mrs. Garrett would NOT approve. G-i-r-r-r-l-s!
Keeping with the look-alike theme,
Monique looks kinda like
Asante Samuel sans the facial hair, of course.
Kristine Madison doesn’t really stand out in many respects, but she IS fit for a 40 yr old. I’ll take this time to compliment Tommy’s matching gold wristband and watch. Way to bling, whitey.
Nina Hartley may have blown the troops when they got back from WWII, just a rumor, which I just made up. Ok, so she’s not that old, but in the pre-scene interview she mentions how her and Tom Byron first met in 1984. 1984!!! I was a year old, David Lee Roth ruled the world, MTV played videos, and Tom Byron and Nina Hartley held the same jobs they have now! Talk about dedication. Anyway, Nina is a legend and still looks pretty fuckin’ hot. Every man wishes his wife would age like that. Most, however, opt to stop having sex and start eating cake. We need to give them better role models.
