IRON HEAD 9
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Mercenary Pictures
Starlets: Leah Jaye,
Claudia Downs,
Shannon Kelly,
Gabriella Romano,
Michelle McLaren,
Maria Bellucci,
Ryder Skye,
Misti Love,
Cassidy Clay,
Barbie Baja
I was sorely disappointed when I realized this WASN’T a tribute to the late great NFL running back,
Craig “Ironhead” Heyward. In hindsight, the cover sporting a girl’s face and a black cock PROBABLY should have given it away, but a boy can dream.
This 3 hour epic features 10 ladyfolk only giving head. Quick hits, in order of appearance:
Michelle McLaren: Platinum blonde, collagen injected lips, slightly aging, hoping one of the two golfers’ cocks doubles as the fountain of youth.
Cassidy Clay: Light-skinned African-American girl, looks like she’d be Lisa Turtle’s sister. Yes, that was a Saved By the Bell reference. And no, nobody in this film looks like Dennis Haskins.
Claudia Downs: Has a dyke haircut. Apparently isn’t a dyke. Lexington Steele’s cock steals the show, and takes up most of the screen.
Shannon Kelly: Slightly older, very very red hair, also in good shape. Definite MILF.
Maria Bellucci: Hottest chick in the flick. Thin Italian girl (not hairy). Very cute, innocent face. Monster cocks in mouth soon ruin innocent image. Perfect tits- round, but not fake looking, nice medium shaped, symmetrical nipples. Yum.
Gabriella Romano: Prefers to give the slow, sensual blowjob, massaging the cock, not stroking it. A gentle jizzbucket, I’d call her.
Ryder Skye: Delicious boobs. At least that’s how they look, she could have awful BO, who knows?
Barbie Baja: Blonde hair with gross red streaks. Sporting a few tattoos. Enjoys two protein shakes.
Misti Love: Ebony princess with nicely done hair and something sticking out of it. Reminded me of Minnie Riperton in the video for “Lovin You.” If that doesn’t win obscure reference of the year, I don’t know what will.
Leah Jaye: Cover girl. Gotta say that the cover pic was kind of unflattering given how she looks in the scene, so that’s good. Also think Lex should retire from porn and start using his dick to rescue kittens from trees.
