HOUSE OF ASS 7
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Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Starlets: Sasha Grey,
Bailey Brooks,
Sandra Romain,
Jassie,
Sativa Rose
I’m almost tempted to say that the best thing about this movie isn’t even the movie itself, but rather the picture of
Tom Byron on the cover. Hopefully you can see it above this review. You don’t have to try to look tough, Tom. Or maybe he was just angry because his asshole hadn’t been licked in a whole 2 hours, who knows?
Anyway, we open up with
Sativa Rose, who looks like she could be
Carlos Mencia’s hot little sister. We should have
Joe Rogan ravage her to find out. Equipped with a nice set of DSLs (dick sucking lips), some pink panties and matching lipstick, Ms. Rose treats Tom’s prick well. Get it? Rose, Prick…I’m gonna go strangle myself.
Sandra Romain is one of those multiethnic types that some would call exotic but I just call confusing. She and her ridiculously long fake eyelashes do a decent job.
Ladies and Gentleman, it’s the first ever scene for Ms.
Bailey Brooks. I would consider this something special if new whores didn’t burst onto the scene in bundles every day. But she does have a nice tight body and a set of blowjob eyes. Kind of disappointing though when a girl is in the industry and only works the tip. You may have just gotten out of high school but this is far from it. Take it in bitch!
Jassie has nice, tiny, erect nipples. She has sex. End scene.
Sasha Grey rounds out the flick with a scene we anticipate the whole time, as she is Byron’s co-host and helps introduce each starlet. Sasha obviously knows nothing about color-stay lipstick, because TB’s unit looks like he just dipped it in strawberry jam after she blows him. Wait, how do I know about lipstick? I’d fuck me…I mean, Sasha really seems to enjoy herself and gives a performance worthy of her prominent picture on the cover.
