CHARLIE'S BABES: BLUE ICE
I'd like to announce a guest reviewer of sorts. After a long abscence, a friend has come back to grace us with his presence, wit, charm, and encyclopedic knowledge of adult video. If you're a hardcore fan of the Opie and Anthony radio show, you'll know who this guy is. Especially if you remember a certain-somebody-who-pissed-off-a-certain-extremely-popular-figure-from-the-World-Wrestling-Federation-on-the-air-some-three-years-ago. Since that unfortunate little mishap with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, he's moved on to bigger and badder things with WhiteTrashDevil.com Without further introduction (because I've sucked him off enough with this one), we present our buddy, our pal...Sickboy...
The only thing worse than the Charlie's Angels movie is the porn knockoff series,
Charlie's Babes. You know the story: three dumb whores fight crime while working for some mysterious fucktard named Charlie.
This trainwreck stars Norwegian born Tanya Hansen, the latest in a long line of forgettable fuckholes, and two other sluts, whose names I don't remember. These three mental midgets go out fucking and sucking their way towards recovering some stolen diamonds. They bang the suspects, the informants, and each other. I could eat a bowl of Alpha Bits and shit out a better script than this, but then again, this is porn, and who gives a fuck about the plot.
Despite the nauseating plot and somewhat forgettable cast, the action in
Charlie's Babes is top notch; including anal, double penetration, facials, threesomes, and hot lesbo action. Don't take my word for it though, you depraved fucks, check it out for yourself...and keep the Kleenex handy.
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