NEW BREED 7
Every time a new edition of the
NEW BREED movies is released, I can't wait to pop it in and drop my pants (yeah, right...like you don't slap it to porn), because more often than not, these videos showcase some of the newest, and stupidest chicks to grace the cover of a smut video since...well...since
the last time I reviewed one of these.
Anyway,
NEW BREED 7 features your and my favorite googly-eyed-nipple-chick,
Gina Lynn, as well as a whole new batch of dullards who haven't been exploited nearly enough.
There's the usual sucking, screwing, moaning, groaning, and that's great. More of that. Bring it on. What I can not stand is this psuedo-impromptu interview footage that the cameraman is supposedly filming outside a mall parking lot. You see, he conveniently follows this cute Asian chick around a mall with a video camera, and then approaches her in the parking lot to tell her how cute she is, and how much he'd like to get blown (you know, the usual pick up lines). She obliges, and like magic, a new porno starlet is created. Yeah, right. Bullshit. Just TRY and follow some cute chick around a mall with a video camera and proposition her for sex. It'll take a matter of seconds before you're either Maced, shot, stabbed, arrested, or beaten to death.
Still though, once you get passed that sill crap,
NEW BREED 7 is well-worth a viewing or two...your penis will thank you.