Wednesday Links: Your Hot Ass Secretary, Bashed up Monitor, Loaded with Links, ALICE IN CHAINS live, Teen Kasia, Paris, and Marketa self love

Hot-ass secretaries were meant to be fooled around with:

This hot-ass secretary was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with secretaries.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know, Dance Dance Revolution is frustrating:


But it's not worth smashing your computer over. Or IS it?

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

Everyone say hello to Teen Kasia the stripping nurse:

As you might imagine, Teen Kasia is a teen. She is NOT, however, a nurse. The shoes are a dead giveaway.

The lovely Paris is playing with an ice cube:

That, friends... is the luckiest...ice...cube...EVER.

And this, folks, is Marketa Belonoha:

She's Czech. She's naked. She's rubbing herself with lotion. That is ALL the information you need.

From boobs, we move to bands, with NEW music from ALICE IN CHAINS:

That's "A Looking In View" LIVE in Detroit. Beeeyotch.

(Once again, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


You get THIS video, dammit.
CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!