Friday Links: Lonely wives need love, Up Close Lightning Bolt, Lots of Link Love, METALLICA and ANVIL perform LIVE, Sexy time with Misty Anderson, Cristina Del Basso, and Violet

There's a lonely wife out there, fellas... and she's yours for the taking:

This lonely hot wife was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with lonely hot wives.

...and when your wife told you she was going out with the girls:

She was at a bachelorette party getting nailed by The Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoa! That bolt of lightning was close enough to burn off your eyebrows:


We certainly hope the insurance was paid up. Ka-Blooey.

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

Muscular Misty Anderson is going for a ride:

If only she could keep her clothes on...aww, who cares.

This Italian goddess is Cristina Del Basso is a Big Brother fixture who has segued into nude modeling:

Those Big Brother Girls LOVE making sex tapes.

From boobs, we move to bands...and these little dots otherwise known as METALLICA:

The guys performed "The Ecstasy Of Gold" LIVE for the first time ever in Copenhagen, Denmark.

Those lucky old men in ANVIL are playing stadiums:

Gillette Stadium, actually. Opening up for AC/DC.

Aaaand back to boobies, here's Violet, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips:

She's busty, beautiful, and Loves getting dolled up like a pinup girl... and then getting naked.

As long as we're on the subject, Xesca, JesseJo, Tori and Coco from FOUNDRY CAMS are shaking their asses to 'Work That Body' by LIL HAZE:



COCO IS BLOWING YOU A KISS! CLICK IT!!