Friday Links: Weekends are for Adultery, G-20 Protester goes down, BMX biker vs Handrail, SKID ROW and ANVIL live, Shawna Lenee, Christine Mendoza, and Kitty Lea
It's the weeekend, and it's time for you to find a lonely wife... she's yours for the taking:  This lonely hot wife was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with lonely hot wives.
...and when your wife told you she was going out with the girls:  She was at a bachelorette party getting nailed by The Dancing Bear!
Our crack staff of crackheads is at it again with a Big Pile of Dirty DVD Reviews. We buy 'em, and we think you should too.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
Protesting is fun! You can yell, throw stuff, and get...shoved...into...unmarked...cars? 
LIke this happy camper who got taught a lesson by the PA State Police SWAT team.
BMX riders smashing their nuts on handrails = ALWAYS funny. 
How many ball-smashing you think it takes before he gets THAT stunt right?
THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE: (But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut) A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required) Sexiest...Pregnant Chick...Ever (Muscle Sorority) Pamela Anderson Topless in a G-String on a Runway (Drunken Stepfather)... and to be honest... Pam Anderson looks so much better in homemade porno tapes with Bret Michaels Danni Bae Has a Hot Sexy Bottom (Daily Niner) A chat with UFC's Matt Serra (Bullz-Eye) Eliza and Marcella look great together...and nekkid (z0d) 13 Reasons to Watch TV This Fall (The Girls) (Gunaxin) Riley Evans shows off her no-no spot (Freakshow Planet) Espresso with a happy ending (Yep Yep) Loving Wife Turns Naughty Neighbour (DJMICK) David Cronenberg Remaking His Own Movie (FilmDrunk) A Tribute to the Yankees Season... in Cocktails (The Bachelor Guy) 25 Amazing Plant Sculptures (Super Tremendous)
I'M SORRY: (Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)
When Shawna Lenee isn't having a complete meltdown, she actually looks really hot:  A gal can only keep those repressed memories stuffed down for so long, you know?
Our favorite Filipina Christine Mendoza can't seem to keep her clothes on:  Especially when she's in front of a webcam in slinky lingerie. That's the kiss of death most times.
From bosoms to bands, we check in with our pals in SKID ROW who spent some time in the Wolf Den inside Mohegan Sun this summer:  Scotti, Snake, Rachel, Johnny, and Dave. No Sebastian here.
The heavy metal success super story of the decade, ANVIL played their hit "Metal on Metal" in Toronto:  Fifty? Shmifty... you're never too old...or bald...to rawk!
Buxom British brunette Kitty Lea is all wet for you:  Well, she's wet from the swimming pool, but still wet, dammit!
Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:  CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!
(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)
Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION: BMX Bike vs Handrail Shawna Lenee Sheds Her Bra and Panties ANVIL: 'Metal On Metal' LIVE at Sunrise Records in Toronto Busty British Kitty Lea Nude Photo Shoot SKID ROW: 'Ghost' LIVE at Mohegan Sun Casino Christine Mendoza Loses Her Blue Lace Lingerie Protester Grabbed and Thrown into Unmarked Car at G20 Summit
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