Monday Links: Drunk Girl Disposal, Fat Guy Wants Chicken, Extended clip from '2012', Lots of link love, METALLICA and LACUNA COIL live, Jayden Cole is a peeping tom, Zuzinka Installs Windows 7, Topless Euro Babes
Sooo, it's Monday morning, and that chick you hooked up with over the weekend will NOT wake up.
This trashed bikini babe is brought to you by the nice folks who encourage adulterous affairs with drunk bikini girls. Bring 'em home and bang 'em.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
This super-reasonable portly gentleman WANTS...HIS...CHICKEN, dammit!
Way to keep your cool, chubby. Especially in front of the kid.
Speaking of keeping your cool, that's exactly what John Cusack is NOT doing in this 5 minute-clip from 2012:
By golly, that Roland Emmerich sure does like blowing up the world, doesn't he?
THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your piss-poor attitude IS, so why not lighten up before someone cripples you)
College Kids - Make Money now (and you don't even have to lube up your no-no spot)
She's got bigger biceps than your chick.
Interview with Dustin Diamond...aka Screech (Drunken Stepfather) ...you know Dustin Diamond put out a homemade sex tape called 'Screeched', right?
Tammi James and the luckies li'l dildo EVER (Daily Niner)
HALO 3 Game Review (Bullz-Eye)
Kristy will make you Kreme your trousers (z0d)
Five Reasons Chicago Was Rejected For 2016 Olympic Games (Dave and Thomas)
Andie Valentino...boy's name. Girl's Boobies. Yaay boobies! (Freakshow Planet)
Obama + T-Pain's iPhone App (Yep Yep)
Video: Bungee Jump Goes Horribly Wrong In Phuket (DJMICK)
That's What Coach Said: College Football Coaches As Characters From "The Office" (Bleacher Report)
Pop-top can innovation... Re-Sealable can fro girls who can't finish a beer (The Bachelor Guy)
15 ridiculous tramp stamp photos (College Humor)
Flowchart, Should you take your girlfriend on vaccation (Holy Taco)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)
This naughty peeping tom is Jayden Cole, and she's spying on the pool boy.
...with a telescope? Either the pool boy is in the next town, or she wants to inspect his back moles.
Keeping with the plausible scenarios, here's Czech babe Zuzinka getting naked and installing Windows 7.
Because you're really paying attention to her laptop...not her legs and boobs, right? Zuzinka loves dildos.. Just a random tidbit for ya.
From boobies to bands, METALLICA is on tour now, and brought out "Through the Never" in Tampa:
That's the first time in over a decade they've rocked that one live.
Our Italian friends in LACUNA COIL performed an acoustic version of "Spellbound" in Syracuse:
...and this was at 2:30 in the afternoon, before their sold-out gig that night.
....and back to boobies with some lovely lesbian European busty hotties on a beach.
That's it. We're moving... to wherever these women are.
Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:
QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.
(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)
Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:
Nude Large-Breasted Girls Groping Each other on the Beach
2012 - 5 Minute Preview Clip
Zuzinka Installs Windows 7
Angry Fat Man Wants His Chicken
Jayden Cole is a Peeping Tom
LACUNA COIL: 'Spellbound' Acoustic LIVE in Syracuse
Ewa Sonnet Topless Compilation
METALLICA: 'Through the Never' LIVE in Tampa
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