Wednesday Links: Runaway Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Tree Fire, Link Lovin', KISS and MEGADETH live, Belladonna, August Night, Marilyn Scott, and Jessica Bangkok
Oooooh, she's a little runaway.... inviter her into your bed, whydontcha?
This lonely runaway is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with young runaways.
These women, however, are NOT runaways:
They don't feel like running away from The Dancing Bear... he's got a big pecker.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
So, you're driving down that scenic highway in the Pacific Northwest, and you see...
A big ass tree on fire...get that camera-phone out!
THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your piss-poor attitude IS, so why not lighten up before someone cripples you)
College Kids - Make some extra scratch...without selling access to your doodie hole
Victoria Silvstedt Rubber her cooter on a public beach (Drunken Stepfather) ...and of course ...Victoria Silvstedt has done a bunch of Nude Scenes on film before...which is always a plus
Georgia Jones is one seriously sexy Peach (Daily Niner)
A chat with Kevin Smith (Bullz-Eye)
Melissa Jacobs is hiding a half pound of roast beef in her lap (z0d)
The 5 Most Lopsided Sports Brawls of All Time (FunnyCrave)
Ginger Jolie Shows Off Her Holiest of Holies (Freakshow Planet)
A Different Kind Of Golden Shower (Yep Yep)
Reduce the Rage #1: Resolve to bitch and moan (just this once) (The Minimum Rage)
Top Ten Marion Barry Moments (Gunaxin)
'To Catch A Predator' Nabs Roman Polanski (Warming Glow)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)
Saaay, is that Marilyn Scott taking a bath in a bikini?
It SURE is... and why is she in a bikini? We have NO idea. Nor do we care. Her boobs are huge.
Speaking of heavy hooters, look at Jessica Bangkok's boobs busting out of her bikini:
She's Asian. She's busty. What else could you need? A turkey sandwich, perhaps?
From boobies to bands, KISS is on tour now, and showed up at The Late Show last Night:
Gene Licked Dave. Nice.
And shifting to the slightly heavier, let's look at MEGADETH, who are touring now and some live headbanging in Italy:
Is that Dave Mustaine behind that mop of red hair? Um, yup.
From Ass-kicking (music, that is) to Ass-sniffing... check out this scene from Fetish Fanatic 6:
That would be Belladonna enjoying herself a sniff of August Night...well, her hiney.
Speaking of hiney, check out the one on Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS as she covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:
QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.
(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)
Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:
MEGADETH: "Skin O' My Teeth" LIVE in Italy
Jessica Bangkok Busts her Big Boobs out of her Bikini
KISS: 'Modern Day Delilah' on 'The Late Show' with David Letterman
Belladonna and August Night in 'Fetish Fanatic 6'
Arcing wires Start Tree Fire
Marilyn Scott Takes a Bubble Bath
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