Friday Links: Drunk Girl Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Chubby Boy Wants His Noodles, Link Love, Steel Panther Acoustic, TAKERS trailer, Jayden Cole, Phoenix Marie

Did you wake up to a drunk girl passed out in your bathroom?

You did? Then you, friend, are on your way to a wonderful weekend filled with adultery.

...and if YOu don't take advantage of the situation....

She'll go right out again and have a helluva time with The Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Never get between a young chubby boy and his noodles:


For he will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy his noodles.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)


Did Paris Hilton's Boobs get Bigger?(Drunken Stepfather)
Honestly, When will Paris Hilton Make Another Sex Tape?


Karlie Montana is actually... from Arizona (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Max will have your boners set to 'Max'... umm, yeah (z0d)

Hot Penthouse Pet Lana Lopez wants to lick your...lolly (Freakshow Planet)

A Practical Guide to Enjoying the Jeff Dunham Show (FunnyCrave)

Soccer Player Attacks Laughing Fan Over Red Card (DJMICK)

Hosting Your Windows 7 Torrenting Party (Dave and Thomas)

Cougar of the Week: Shannan (Cougar Patrol)

Hot Water Floor Prank (Today's Big Thing)

Remix: Movies By The Numbers (College Humor)

Real Life Demotivational Poster (Top Cultured)

The Ten Greatest Letterman Moments (Gunaxin)

Get your hands on a pair of Estrada sunglasses

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Beautiful adult starlet Jayden Cole can't go two seconds without touching herself.

That's two seconds longer than we would last.

F-ing fantastic Phoenix Marie is feeling herself up for her fella:

Her hubby is a lucky lucky boy.

From babes to bands... we take a look at STEEL PANTHER rocking the acoustic guitars:

His dong is community property... damn radio edits.

Aaaand now we take a left turn and check out the new trailer for TAKERS:

A bunch of rappers and Matt Dillon. Is he in EVERY movie? No, wait. That's Samuel L Jackson.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:

CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)