CINEMANOW CONTEST WINNERS

It's finally time to announce the winners of our Cinemanow Contest.

When we told you to come up with a response to this:


So many people responded....Several folks even got creative....VERY creative. These were the bestest responses we got are listed below.

Joe J. From Harrison, NJ won himself a free Cinemanow membership with this snazzy response: "Dryhumping the wax museum Liberace again..." and sent along this photo with it:


Another membership went to John from Staten Island, who wrote in the following:
"moonlighting at the church, making sets for the Christmas pageant."
Those two both got some swanky FoundryMusic shirts as well.

Honrable mentions go to:
Joe from Turnersville, NJ who gave us this: "...she knows was rollerblading with Opie and McGreevey in Chelsea." (yeah, it was topical...)

Lisa from Cherry Hill NJ, who wrote in this: "She knows I've been getting my face squashed by gigantic, fake titties at the dive down the street. She hates it that all the girls there know me by name. Hates it worse that some have my cell number. But what can you do when your bitch ain't puttin' out? Just fucking give me some and I won't have to go get my knob hobbed down at the corner. Have some money left over at the end of the week too. Really, it's her own fucking fault."

..and the award for the LONGEST f-ing reply goes to:
Danny OD, who gave us THIS: "... getting too friendly with the patrons down at the Gay Bar I work at, you know the "Blue Oyster" ... (okay maybe you don't know).

You see I am not gay or anything, but hey I make money "Hand Over Fist" Ha! Get it Hand o-v-e-r Fist! Anyway she knows I am not gay, however she fears that since I work there that I may leave her for a guy like her last boyfriend did. Apparently he used to work at one as well and ... everyone figured him for a flame ... so apparently while out one night at an after party with Fred Durst, Tom Green and ambiguously gay Trey Parker/Mat Stone duo after they got a couple of Zima's in him he started playing the with the other team in what is now known as the infamous "Hollywood's elite gays gang bang the new gay guy" (now available on home video and DVD) Now the ex (we'll call him Bob) is apparently living with Tom Green in a Northern California villa just outside of San Francisco where they are soon to be married ... can you say BUTT PLUG!

At any rate I am not going to leave my girl I love her wonderful round ass and sweet ... well you get the drift I love chicks OKAY TERRIFIC! So I get a little friendly with the customers in order to get some extra tips, you know I wink at them, toss them a groping, do body shots, play twister naked ... you must understand it is all in good taste. Lately though the boys have been getting a little out of hand TEA BAGGIN' each other on the bar, giving on another the RUSTY TROMBONE and then switching to the DIRTY SANCHEZ! It is getting a bit SICK! Well it brings home the sausage though ... err ... uh ... I mean bacon and besides how else am I going to be able to send my HERMAPHRODITE girlfriend to the doctor to have her bloody WANKER chopped off ... mmmm ... yes ... then and only then will I have my perfect FORBIDDEN woman."