BRUCE CAMPBELL SAYS NO BOOMSTICK FOR FREDDY AND JASON MOVIE

After I posted this, I realized this quote from Campbell is over two months old. I'm a jackass. Leave it to the horror fans to make me look like a jackass, which I am... Evidently, this film is closer to seeing the light of day than previously thought.

...and I don't want to put my shorts back on.

In a post on his official website, Bruce Campbell diffused rumors that a deal for a Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash film was being negotiated by New Line Cinema. Campbell writes: "Jason vs. Freddy vs. Ash? That's the rumor floating around this pile of clutter we call the internet.

My advice, don't hold your breath. Chances are, we'll be seeing Joanie Loves Chachi Loves Ash first.

In other words, nothing to report on our end."

I hear Scott Baio and Erin Moran are doing a supermarket grand opening in Newark...maybe not... So they're probably available.