CAPT. POWDERNUTS SOUNDS OFF ON PORN STAR DUMPS, PETS, AND A GUY NAMED HEAD

Being one of the few west coast correspondents for FoundryMusic.com certainly has its perks. OK, it has ONE. I get all the porn chicks to myself. Other than that, I see no merit in it whatsoever. The fact that I have writing chops just means that I can get the bossman's attention a little bit faster than the other dopes, so when it's time to spew about porn chicks taking dumps...or their pets...or that flake who left his slot in KORN because he found God...I can get my opinions up quick.

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