STAY COZY IN SOME BRAND NEW OFFICIAL SHIRTS

When you work hard to create a brand, you want to make sure anything you associate your brand with is up to the same standards you set for yourself. Such is the case with our T-shirts, hats, and other products.

A few months ago, we had the opportunity to overhaul our OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE, and after a lot of hard work from some very knowlegeable people, we can unveil a BRAND NEW selection of official merchandise, in men's and women's styles.

Why was so much work involved, you ask? Good question...

Most online clothing companies are shit. You know that. I know that....The shirts shrink. The hats fall apart. The designs fade. I didn't like the idea of this website's name being on sub-par products.

Through our relationship with the guys at X-Rated Shirts, we were able to search for the BEST quality clothing in the country. We were sent dozens of sample pieces from dozens of clothing companies, and we rejected 99% of them. Either the designs didn't transfer right, or the quality of the clothing was weak, or the hats didn't fit right... we weren't going to settle for clothing that WE wouldn't wear OURSELVES.

Eventually, after a lot of trial and error, we found the best shirts, the best hats, the best jerseys, the best baby doll tees, and and the best bowling shirts to grace our OFFICIAL LINE OF PRODUCTS. These are shirts WE wear all the time. The hats aren't the shitty velcro ones you see in truck stops. This is the kind of merchandise you see professional sports franchises putting their logos on...and we're VERY happy with it.

Some of the items we have approved so far include:
Ramone, Clean This Up
Stay Cozy (colored version)
FM Logo Fitted Hat (a personal favorite...this fitted hat fits perfectly on my enormous melon head)
STAY COZY (raised felt)
STAY COZY MARTINI VERSION (raised felt) - another favorite... it's like a psychotic skull-and-crossbones design
STAY COZY MARTINI VERSION (Dickies tee) - this is like one of those bowling shirts/gas station attendant shirts, but with the big teddy bear/martini glass logo on the back

You can see all of the products listed, in a number of different styles at our OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE PAGE on XRatedShirts.com, who once again, we have to give extra thanks to for helping us make some super-fine, high-quality schwag that we're proud to wear ourselves.