Announcing the first annual FATTY PIG FATTY CONTEST!
Are you a Big Beautiful Woman (a 'BBW')? Are you sporting some extra baggage? Are you plump? Are you a beefy gal? Do you have a hard time NOT nose-diving into a buffet? Well, if so...WE WANT YOU...to point and laugh at. Of course, we are willing to PAY handsomeley for the privilege. Here's the skinny... or the not-so-skinny, if you will:
- From now until we decide it's over, haul ass to our Free FM studio (40 West 57th St in NYC)...
- Strap on a bikini (or other revealing outfit)
- Put on a PIG MASK (we have one for you)
- Have a snack...or fifty...
- WEIGH IN.
At the end of this contest, the HEAVIEST gal to grace the Opie and Anthony Show with her presence is going to win $10 for every pound on her body. 350 pounds = $3500.00. Now that, ladies...is a lot of hamburgers. Good luck!
FATTY FINDERS FEE: In an effort to step-up the competition in our FATTY PIG FATTY CONTEST, we are offering a FATTY FINDERS FEE to the person who brings in the heaviest gal. So if you're a listener of the O&A show, but your chubby friend ISN'T, you can still have a chance to bring home some loot. EMAIL US IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE A FATTY
