Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Lisa Sparxxx Returns, Boobs on Paltalk and RateMyWoW, Awful Acting by Athletes, Looking for Lactating Moms, New Videos Online

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Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... most importantly to the Girls on Paltalk, who have been making with the full-frontal nudity on their webcams lately. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see NAKED LADIES ON THEIR WEBCAMS, so why sugar coat it, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we're all excited for a new version of Kosher Sports with our new intern David. If it's anything like the last edition of Kosher Sports, we could very well have a hit on our hands. Also, we welcome back our large-breasted, will-do-almost-anything-for-a-plug, porn star pal, Lisa Sparxxx. If you remember anything about the last time Lisa was on the show, you know she's a good sport. Hmmm, what ever could she do today to spice up the POgram? We dunno. Maybe you do... hmmm?

...and of course, it wouldn't be WEDNESDAY without some girls Whippin' 'em out!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our friends in the adult bidness and many fine topless ladies across the world, we have hundreds (if not THOUSANDS) of new boobs in all shapes and sizes to share with you over at RateMyWOW.com...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):

Awful Acting by Athletes: It's no big secret. Athletes really shouldn't be acting. Michael Phelps drove that point home over the weekend on Saturday Night Live and Shaquille O'Neal has been making bad movies since...forever. We're probably missing a bunch, so if you think you have a good example of an Athlete acting poorly Email our own E Rock with your ideas/examples.

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.

Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)

Mail Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your contact information, and let us know if you can come in ASAP!
(We're looking to do this IMMEDIATELY if not sooner... but please let Danny know your availability)

...now let's get back to the whole 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' thing...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.
CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

Anthony's Magic Mansion: If you listen to the O&A Show on a fairly regular basis, you know that Anthony has dreams of turning his Long Island home into a webcam-covered haven for wayward and promiscuous college-age girls. Just listen to the promo for Anthony's Magic Mansion!

(now let's ahow you even MORE boobies... especially the ones wrapped in shameless promotional swag!)

Bri is a slender, blond, blue-eyed, porcelain-skinned 21 year-old FOUNDRY CAMS babe who can't resist the feel of 'GRR'shirts, fishnets, and rocking out to 'Bad Girlfriend' by THEORY OF A DEAD MAN.



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BRI IN ACTION

...and if watching that clip of a 21 year-old hottie shaking her ass is enough to fill you up...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Arianna and Arina Tongue Kissing in Bed
Female Bodybuilder Melissa Dettwiller Shakes Her Boobs in a parking lot
Jana Defi and Maggie Green do the Boobie Dance
Menace Mayhem: Carting behind Truck = Smashed Nuts
Aria Valentino Topless Stretching

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