Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Download the Opie and Anthony Show, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Lisa Sparxxx and BD Dave video - online now, Stoner Spelling Bee - Sign up now!, Looking for Lactating Moms, Jim Norton coming to Boston, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Morning (or afternoon, depending on when you read this) kiddies! We at the Opie and Anthony Show have a TON of updates for you, so PLEASE pay attention.

As always, if you missed any of this past week's shows, you can download them in there entirety from the nice folks at AUDIBLE:

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 9/19/08 (Michael Chiklis, Michael K. Williams, Dane COok, Bob Kelly)
Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 9/18/08
Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 9/17/08 (Lisa Sparxxx Returns)
Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Tuesday, 9/16/08
Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Monday, 9/15/08

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to another lovely female fan, we have some fantastic funbags to share with you at RateMyWOW.com.
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWOW: Massive MILF Melons (we're totally guessing about the MILF part, but you never know. She might be one)

New O&A Video online now: Our own Sam is back from Los Angeles was able to put together the fine video of the prank we pulled on our new intern 'BD Dave' with a little help from adult film star Lisa Sparxxx and a nice listener named Carlton.

Scaring the Crap Out Of Dave The Intern - With Lisa Sparxxx

STONER SPELLING BEE - THIS WEEK! Attention stoners! Pay...ummm...attention... if you think you can spell and if you like to get baked early in the morning, Email Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your name, number, and contact information, and be ready to spell some big-ass words on Thursday morning (that would be Thursday the 25th of THIS month)

Wii Fit Challenge: Hey all you Nintendo Wii fans! Have you tried out the Wii Fit yet? Did you ever want to see a bunch of physially un-fit people trying to exercise on a Wii Fit? Are YOU a physically un-fit person (under 300 lbs) who wants to get on a Wii Fit to see how unhealthy you are? we had to postpone the originally-scheduled Wii Fit Challenge, but we're going to do it again this Friday. Email Danny if you're interested in participating (no guarantees, but we might have a spot open up)

Turn On Your PALTALK! As always, kids... if you want to see any of these fancy, fancy people LIVE, in-studio (and by 'fancy people' we mean the various O&A staff members who may or may not be on camera picking their noses), you must TURN ON YOUR PALTALK and log in to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room (it's in 'Adult Conversations')... and no, you don't need a webcam to see what's going on in-studio. Just eyeballs. Those would help.

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.

Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)

Mail Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your contact information, and let us know if you can come in ASAP!
(We're looking to do this As Soon As Possible... but please let Danny know your availability)

Jim Norton Live in Boston - Tickets on Sale Now: Our own Jim Norton is coming to the Wilbur Theater in Boston in mid-November, and the tickets are selling FAST. Get Tickets Online Now.

(now let's yank the wheel all the way to the left and turn your attention to this chick wrapped in shameless promotional swag!)

Bri is a slender, blond, blue-eyed, porcelain-skinned 21 year-old FOUNDRY CAMS babe who can't resist the feel of 'GRR'shirts, fishnets, and rocking out to 'Bad Girlfriend' by THEORY OF A DEAD MAN.



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BRI IN ACTION

...and if watching that clip of a 21 year-old hottie shaking her ass is enough to fill you up...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Flower Tucci and Friend Show off their amazing Asses
Cassia Riley Pulls Her Amazing Boobs Out of her Purple Dress
Members of 'Anonymous' harrasssed by Scientologists at NYC Protest
Oprah Winfrew vs. 1000 Penises

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