Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Obama Wins!, Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Oh sweet Jesus...the election is over, and our new president is Barack Obama (Wow. who...saw...this...coming?)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who, in celebration of Obama's victory, will be showing off their private parts on their webcams (seriously. They will). They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you're doing something noble, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Dairy Farm, we'll hang with with the man of a bazillion voices Frank Caliendo, who is actually On Tour Now (click for tickets!).
...and in between post-election coverage, we'll be talking with the one and only 'Mad Dog' himself Chris Russo.

(you guys have been doing a GREAT job helping young James Norton sell the hell out of his book...and if you hevent'...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':

CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

...now let's get back to the whole 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' fiasco...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to knock your ding dong around to courtesy of adult starlet Carla Cox:

RateMyWOW: Carla Cox
(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.
CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

(while we're on the subject of shirts that make your bosoms look huge, check out Dahlia's video!)

Sporting a frilly pink dress, fishnet stockings and a FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!), sexy, blond, blue-eyed Dahlia from FOUNDRY CAMS shakes her magnificent body to "Pendulum", originally recorded by FOUNDRY in 1997, and re-recorded by Rick Decicco.


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DAHLIA's ASS SWING BACK THE OTHER WAY... you know, like a Pendulum...

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass ...like a Pendulum... for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Step away from the giant wheel of Jarlsberg Cheese, because that's just going to give you the runs, and check out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some non-cheesy things, including:

Tranny Pizzeria on Halloween in New York City
Marketa Pechova Topless
Minivan Front Wheelie
Sexy German Model Janine Habeck Topless
Caught On Video: Hungarian Teacher Strips For Students
Vote For Lando Calrissian

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