THURSDAY LINKS: STEVE-O SUICIDE NOTE, ASSAULT ON THE MEDIA, JOE NAMATH
Days after his drunken outburst on Too Late with Adam Corolla, Our buddy, our pal, STEVE-O of Jackass and Wild Boys fame, read the following article/suicide note LIVE on the air this morning:
CHECK OUT THE AUDIO HERE (zipped MP3 - 13MB)
"Steve-O's Freelance Writing Debut
Suicide By Journalism:
Why I Want To Be Shot Dead By A Rapper
I often say, “I don't want to live long-I want to live fucking forever”.
It's not some kind of joke, the fact is that our only real instinct is to survive
and we, all of us, are going to wind up dead as fuck. I like to think that,
once we're all dead, future generations will giggle at video footage of the
sillier things I did in life.
In July of 2004 I walked into the G-Unit studio, had $750,000 dollars worth
of jewels draped all over me and proceeded to say many things on a mixtape to
deliberately jeopardize my life when 175,000 copies of it were distributed in
the first shipment. I started “beef” with people I knew nothing about, except
that they were genuinely violent criminals.
Why would I do such a thing? Believe it or not, it's because I'm scared of
two things: anticipation of death coupled with prolonged agony and suffering,
and the depressing likelihood of sucking in my life once I pass my “prime”. I'm
already 31 years old, the wrinkles are kicking in and I want to do my best
work, then get shot (without seeing it coming) and be dead before I hit the
ground. That way, I will have my legacy forever intact, unlike Christian Slater,
who begged me for cab money the last time I spoke to him. Did I just write that
despite the fact that I know Christian Slater has been known to carry loaded
firearms through airports? That's fucking right I did, come on Christian,
bring it- I'm ready to die.
Now that I'm warming up, let me explain why I would rather be Ol' Dirty
Bastard than Flava Flave. ODB, bless his heart, was never a hypocrite, he was far
more violent in his personal life than he ever was in his art and he died doing
what he loved: drugs. ODB was merrily rapping away in his studio (after
having swallowed a twisted up sandwich baggy of powder cocaine which had begun to
leak) when he instantly died of a heart attack. He did not suffer and he will
live forever as the king of being what he said he was, a filthy motherfucker. I
don't see Flava Flave as much of a threat, so I won't waste many words on
him, I'll just say, “911 used to be a joke, now look at Flava Flave.”
I think we all know that Sean “Diddy” Combs isn't at all scary, but I've got
beef with him-he disrespected me in a bar after I put major effort into
performing a stunt for him and his friends. With that in mind, I would like to know
how the world forgave him for calling a witness to testify against his
friend, the rapper Shyne, to put him away for ten years, just to avoid having any
form of “pesky probation”. Puff, that was a bitch-ass move, so if you've still
got any actually-scary people around you, send them my way. While I'm on the
topic of scary people in the hip-hop community, let me add that my affiliations
with the G-Unit are real and anybody whose got any problems with the G-Unit
need to take them up with me.
People often ask me if I have beef with Johnny Knoxville and the answer is,
and most likely always will be, no. Johnny could have been part of the plan to
make sure none of his Jackass sidekicks got paid shit for our Jackass movie,
but he refused to set foot in front of a camera before his boys were taken care
of. Johnny also recently purchased a “his and hers” set of firearms for him
and his wife. He told me that he bought her a “nice and light Smith and Wesson
hammerless .38” to shoot him and I'm telling him to use his “sweet
Winchester twelve-gauge” on me, for sharing that information.
I'm really getting hot now, so let me move on to Christianity. I would never
burn down a church, because that would be to ruin a building that could
potentially be used for productive activity one day. I will say that the Holy Shroud
of Turin displays an image of Leonardo Da Vinci, not Jesus, and for
Christians to feel that Jesus died for us to put our sins on his “tab” is
revolting to
me. When I do wrong like to hold myself accountable, not Jesus. If any of you
Christian assholes don't like that, then, please, fucking shoot me.
While I've been writing this, I've felt as though a great weight has been
lifted from my shoulders. I feel great, I'm going to go out and do something
really silly. For all the people do don't like the silly things I do, remember,
you'll be just as dead as me when your great-grandchildren are loving that
fucking shit.
Steve-O"
Our own FoundryMusic Danny strikes again...this time, it's Fox 5 reporter Katherine Creag that got clipped down by Union Square!
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO OF DANNY's ASSAULT ON THE MEDIA
We also revisited the video of Joe Namath all drunkered up and hitting on a sports reporter from a few years ago.
Check out Drunken Joe Namath Here
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