CK: I think if you recall - I kinda did.

After several more rounds of peek-a-boo with Steve's fist, I continue.

Sexbagel: 'People of Asian-decent tend make better electronics, make affordable transportation, and are better at math. Hell they even gave us ‘Cup O’Noodles’. Now they're excelling in comedy. What is left for America?'

Cory Kahaney: You left out voting - they sure seem to know how to do that!

SB: Having done LCS, have you noticed Jay Mohr “borrowing” some of your material?

CK: No - but let me know if you hear anything.

SB: Doing another 'reality' series or a walk on role on 'Pick A Color'. Which is more painful.

CK: Which is more painful. I am actually executive producing Pick-a-Color for NBC. And I look forward to 7 good years in the top 20 with back end and points - don't knock it!

SB: It says in your bio that you guest hosted now-defunct late night talker NBC ‘Later’. Had you won the development deal, would you have proceeded with the concept you had to pitch to the focus group or might you consider a talk program of your own. I mean if Carson Daly can do it, how hard could it be?

CK: I would really like to do a late night talk show - but I would also like to be a size 2 and have a trust fund... you don't always get what you want.

SB: Who would you sellout to?

CK: Umm, I just did a reality show - "Sell Out" is my middle name!

SB: Hypothetical Situation: A radio show has a contest where couples roam a major metropolitan city doing an adult treasure hunt. The couple decides to stop at, oh let’s pick something at random here. How about a house of worship with no specific denomination. The couple are arrested for “allegedly” performing a sex act in the establishment and their no talent, ‘FARK’ material stealing, comedian escort thinks he’s being funny and makes matters worse by mouthing off to the police. After some out-of-touch with reality, ultraconservative people, send a few letters to the FCC, the program gets pulled off-air for an unjust amount of time.
After accessing this situation, how would you have handled this, had you been that comedic escort?

CK: I would have said "Hey, you want to see the Emmy I won for the Daily Show?"

SB: Jerry Lewis has been quoted as saying there is no funny female comedians. Let’s forget, for a moment, the fact that the blubbering mess was kinda dead on the ball. There are a tiny few. What is your opinion of female comics? What female comics do you like?

CK: How many times do I have to defend female comics! Jesus Christ! You just mentioned a male comic who sucks, who temporarily ruined a few peoples careers! Thank God 'he' wasn't a 'she'! You really want to know the truth of why there is a perception that women aren't as funny as men in stand-up today? Fine, I'll tell you. Here's what happens, an open miker chick who's got a nice ass hooks up with a male comic who wants to get laid, he takes her on the road to throw her a bone, she tanks because she wasn't ready and then the club won't book another woman for a year. This news travels to other clubs and women get less and less stage time in other words less practice to get good - BUT - now we have a problem - some stand up TV show comes to town and needs to book a show, they have to put women on that show because otherwise it will look bad, so bring on the women! And hey, guess what - they're not that good, they're kind of green - and the club owners who make the line up don't even know who the funny women are because they aren't booking them. That's what happens when you keep seeing women on TV so much less polished then the men. Look for the funny women! Lori Kilmartin, Tina Giorgi, Jackie Kashian, Karen Bergreen. Bet you don't know a single name on that list. It's a shame.

SB: Two Part Question: